The only times I have ever vomited occurred after drinking a shit ton and then being in a car. I have puked out the window while going 70 mph on the highway 3 times that I can remember, yet I more often consume a bottle of whiskey and fall asleep while reading.

There are always some gut flora left behind, exponential growth will bring you back to good in no time.

A long overdue holiday tomorrow so I have had 9 Beck's, some great porterhouse and potatoes and am now working on some brandy. Plus my wife is already asleep (which means she will get up super early and make bacon and Bloody Marys).

Been there and done that and my friends made fun of me for like 2 years. But everyone makes mistakes and no one complains when they are drinking OUR homemade hooch.

I was gone for a long time (probably 2-3 years) and had very few posts but you people are funny as shit and make me feel more at home than my Grandma's on Christmas. I am starting my PhD this month and will be turning into a drunken academic in the next few years. Here's to the only friends I can ig...

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This is why the internet was created by Al Gore's mom...

My father's had some health issues, but I am back now. The only man I know who drinks more brown liquor than me. Most importantly, it is not the booze that fucked him, just genetics. Mental degradation can be a bitch, but every time I get him alone at the bar he tells me he feels like a 25 year old ...

This thread is a testament to the avatars that I always smile at.

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Reminds me of my college graduation party, but with less animals and puke.

This thread should be the most popular thing on the internet. Next week it will have an IPO.

I love you guys, but me and my wife are taking February off from the hooch. We will be back in March with a vengeance. Right now my dad is very sick (whiskey has finally caught up with him) and we will be doing a lot of traveling and working. I am pretty hammered right now and happy for once in a lo...

What the hell. Not really ok...

You just guessed my Wednesday, 12 pm drink!

Put the Twilight Zone marathon on and consume myriad beers and whiskey. Also eat my fiance's Italian food...a couple of glasses of champagne, pass out and dream of my morning mimosa. Shit, it is only 9 pm and I have a lot of work to do.

Best of luck friend. "Alone and low as low can be" can be pretty comforting.