Yo,

I think I might be in

Quick decide for some date so I can buy cheap airplane tickets! Or make a doodle or something.

Regards,
Laksen

What a depressing list.

It's fixed now

My doctor says I'm fine. He congratulates me on my fine liver score, which I take as a critique of my work.

The rest of my corpus is a little broken here and there, but nothing too bad

Abolish the drinking age, and only have a buying age of 16. Everyone knows that kids start drinking in their 13-14's. It works absolutely great here. I was lucky that buying age was 15 just until I turned 16 :) There are some strange rules with bars though. Bars in accessible places(main street, clo...

Me and my old school friends did that in our youth. When you buy the horns at viking markets they'll usually smell like shit inside. The only way to get the smell to go away is to get stinking drunk in a hurry. Then you stand around in a circle at midsummer night and make offerings of meat to the go...

I don't always drnkand alchg,k.... Edit: Oh wait. It's the same joke..

What the shit are you talking about? Pot is great for hangovers, not to mention that it makes things interesting. This is a bad thread and you should feel bad. Lahey's right. Potheads who look down on booze suck and vice versa. I support the use of as many intoxicating substances as one is able to ...

I had to empty most of my kitchen because all the rottening drops of beer on the massive amount of empty beercans in the cupboard were attracting flies. Now there are only dishes there..

I don't think I've ever been cut off, but I have been thrown out of bars for sleeping a few times.

I can buy it for 35 DKK(~6 USD) per 0.7 L bottle here in alcohol stores. It is cheaper than the cheapest of wines, but it is still drinkable. Extremely sweet, but palatable. Overall I would think meaderies would exist everywhere where honey production is done, which is just about everywhere. Ask any...

I accidentally drank my bottle, so it'll first go out next week

What about this thing instead? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBIdVR95V0

The perhaps most famous metal song in Denmark is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmD-489EWCA
"Tror du det er for sjov jeg drikker"(Do you think I drink for fun)

Happy new year. It's 30 minutes away here. Dinner for One starts in 10 minutes