I hate my Friday nights because they're all spent covering high school football

Even if Frank isn't always here....we still have the rest of us. We'll always be channeling the Modern Drunkard. I have every intention of being drunkard for years to come.

I missed the first part but I loved the second about people brewing at home and the rise of gangster assholes as mob bosses...I appreciate a alcoholic beverage without a toxic substance.

Dude. You need to read these writers biographies closer instead of just believing the most romantic simplest rendition. Bukowski spent 10 years with no fixed adress, unemployed or barely employed, getting incredibly hammered, getting rejection letters for short stories. Then he almost died of a blee...

As the brilliant comic Adam Ferrara said "sings your songs, suck a dick and pay your fucking taxes." There are always going to be gay people and who cares whether it's a choice, in your DNA or some other reason. They're here, they're queer and who gives a shit. By all means adopt kids looking for a ...

Twitter = the more convenient way of spewing out random bs and unwanted information than Facebook.

God is all powerful, knowing, and loving...but he just can't seem to handle money. Actually, it's all his so called "servants" that keep raking in donations from suckers and using them to enrich themselves. If God wants my money, let him come ask for it directly...of course, if there is a God I'm pr...

I once again have to turn to the comedic master George Carlin who can easily sum up my thoughts on the matter of prostitution. Selling is legal and fucking is legal so why should it be illegal to sell fucking? It's legal to give it away but illegal to charge for it...wtf? I mean what other product o...

Welcome, new guy buys. I'll have shot of Jameson. Me this past Saturday in Colorado Springs with a ginger, brunette and a blonde. I couldn't stop staring at the blonde's tits. http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216231_10150209892983735_662868734_8251747_4813855_n.jpg Completely understa...

Mandated attendance. Big corporate heads, Rudy Guliani, some other B/C level celebrities flogging books and encouraging me to leave the lifestyle. From 8 to 5 tomorrow. Fuck 'em all, and the business card exchange orgy that will ensue. I'm packing a flask, and hoping for post-seminar watering at so...

billygoatcurse wrote:

Savage wrote:I have a dream. where I go to the Masters, and I bring an air horn. Just to cheer the front runners on, you know.

I too have a dream..my dream involves me bum-rushing the first person that yells the phrase "Get in the Hole!" & beating him senselessly.

I could not agree more.

Alcohol is a depressant...bullshit, I feel better after every drink. I feel more depressed walking around undrunk knowing that our country and the world is headed down the toilet. Alcohol inspires and that is proven throughout history. Why does everyone feel so great about weed when alcoholics accom...

Heid wrote:

DeeboCools wrote:...I always think "why don't I feel this way ALL the time?"

"Why on earth aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time!" - Jack Kerouac

I wish I had the ability to pull it off...unfortuntely, most don't appreciate you being drunk in the middle of the day.

Been old since I was young. Never really bothered me. A friend once told me it was because I have an old soul, or something. Having been an "old soul" in a young body, I'm not bothered by having the body get older. While the body still works, for the most part, the spirit isn't tied to it. So while...

South Africa has reason to celebrate...for the first time since Immelmann in 2008. You know golf is the sport of the privileged and always will be because there are no stupid and ridiculous riots after someone wins a major. The Lakers win a championship and LA erupts with people flipping cars and th...