the real question is; what arent i drinking?

im not drinking rubbing alcohol, yet....

in fact, i think im not going to drink anything but honkers ale and 1800 tequila

does this bottle of honkers ale count?

p.s. waffles rock

i just had to get drunk enough to find this place again.


hope i remember it in the morning

guna make me some eggs n bacon




n waffles
i friggin love waffles

goose island

sadly im out of the good stuff for another couple weeks

johnny walker red and black are the bottom 2
go for gold or blue even

i can sometimes afford the gold and its delicious

whiskey work?
i got little jack left

i had sex once
then it got all

support mothers against drunkin forum singing upping!

and grab me a beer

i have an AWESOME desert drink recipe.
it consists of one cold beer of your choice and several berrys or other desert food. personally i like french silk pies



open one beer and pour it into your glass.
fuck teh desert unless you really want a piece of that french silk pie

ill say:
"get off my lawn"
as i shake my angry fist

im confused

im guna open a joint and serve cheese burger and fries for around 850 to 9 dollars.
if i pay the couple of black kids i have waiting tables a wage of around 5 bucks an hour, i hsould be able to support this place into eternity and get rich at the same time


i love amerca

Rumhead wrote:Last to go is bowel control. If I shit my pants (more likely bed), it was bad.

too funny
and too fuckin true


i lose motor control and memory before i lose speech control.

i think the first to go is my hearing because i start shouting a lot.