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Palinka wrote:

Wingman wrote:then you didn't win shit. except i guess the falklands.

Ever heard of Bannockburn?

As for the Malvinas (or Thatcher's Folly), shit; that's just about oil. Y'know, like all those US wars you've been winning lately...

Winning in the Charlie Sheen sense. Ohyes.

Oh! excuse me please! The land of the mouse began in Anaheim. Disneyland rules. And we didn't pull out Mr. Toad. Also, Sleeping Beauty's castle totally trumped Cinderella's. And where did Uncle Walt drive around in his antique car? Yeah. Cali. Not FL.. disneyland is cute and precious. disneyworld i...

I am drinking Tuborg and Bells. BUT I had Laophraig (or however it's spelled) for the first time a few nights ago. Holy balls, I felt like I was drinking a fire. It burns the standard whiskey burn, but that Smokey-ness! Holy shit that stuff is gnarly....

I have to admit, I was fucking furious when savage called me a loser for seeking a lifestyle where I didn't have to pay bills. Who the hell wouldn't want to do that? I was so fucking furious, in fact, that I haven't visited the site since that very day. I would just like to say, though, that I have ...

Don't know 'bout you guys, but I want some chicken and waffles.

Did you manage it in time?

Twenty fucking four? Grow up, manchild! Damn, I was stepmom to three kids and mom to be of the first one by twenty-five, and my mom told me I was an old maid. What is up with this whole "I don't wanna grow up" generation? and hand me my walker and prune juice, goddamnit. THIS! You're twenty four an...

I think to be in with a shout of doing this with no duplicates you would have to go to every country in the world and sample the local beer of every county/state/district/town/pub.

Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea....

SKRILLEX. Never wanted to listen to it on account of how big of a douche he looks. But goddamn. Boy knows how to put a beat together. Almost too energetic for a regular drink. Lucky most nights at my place are pretty raucous :)

Raymond Chandlers - Farewell My Lovely. Wanted to read it ever since I first watched Bored To Death. Just found it in the library. Winner.

Mark Lanegan Band. Blues Funeral kicks ballbags.

Today I bought a litre of vodka and a butt-load of tomato juice. At least I know that whatever tonight throws at me, tomorrow morning is all set!!

It's not that we don't wanna grow up. Just that we don't have to.

Actually, it pretty much is that we don't want to. But so what? We don't have to!

'Round it goes!

The fact that the idea of giving a taxi driver a blowjob even crosses your mind as being a suitable method of payment suggests to me that that's probably exactly what happened....