I get national health care from my friend's warty old mother

It's 6:30 pm here, so I'm off to the pub to get shitfaced

when you drink more time speeds up, so people will post more often. Also everything they say will be more interesting

get one of those adult trikes, can't fall off them, and they have places to carry more booze on them than those shitty bottle holders on normal bikes

must be a ploy by the drys

Pub where I used to live in Northern Ireland, open fire, horses on the tv, and they served you at any age so long as you could hold your drink. Closed for refurbishment now, hope they don't ruin it

tax is something like 25 pounds a litre on pure alcohol in the UK, so a bottle of whiskey can't be had for less than about 8 pounds, which works out $12-13

shot of lamb's navy rum, then gin, then the Bailie Nicol Jarvie, rinse and repeat

anybody else tried making booze, I'm making wine out of marmalade and building a still right now, i'm tired of paying shops prices

might give that a go, saw both on offer last time I was out

best navy rum I've had, and I've tried plenty