and the bitch tells me no! i mean, how often does that strong urge for fucking champagne come along? it's a classy place. there aren't peanut shells on the floor. they have the little brass bell or whatever the fuck by the bar. and my favorite part about the establishment would be the coasters. 'dri...

ten years ago i was a semi-dysfunctional drunk. today i am a refined product of a decade of practice and determination. now i am a functional alcoholic, a title that commands more appreciation than the one former one. fucking bottoms up.

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i just wish the cartoons my son watches weren't so insane. i mean..crazy fucking insane cartoons that i can't even follow. lol anyways, right on to the original post. fuckin kids, fuckin blood, fuckin life man.

okay, so i'm a bit drunk, and i realize that what i'm about to comment about is probably common fucking knowledge, but fuck it. i ran across a random link to a show called 'the trailer park boys'. i'm new to the forum, but i did recognize a couple pictures from this footage. i'm glad to have known t...

are you fishing for..like statistical type information, or just bullshittin' about how long us boozers expect to make it? and may i ask, what made you think of this? you happen to be thinking of death and such?

coors light. with these ridiculous fucking labels on the can. '2 Stage Cold Activation' Cold Super Cold i mean, what the hell am i drinking from? a double stage cold activation? it must be the year 3041. i'm on a fucking space station preparing to initiate phase one of my beverage chilling process. ...

martini. i want to drink with james bond. i forget the exact martini he had (it was martini right?). its always the 'shaken, not stirred' part that sticks. either way, we could tie one on and fuck around with all the cool gadgets and weapons he uses. maybe double up and work a covert op while comple...

i'm in a similar situation, and also need to work on getting my social back on track. any memebers in the greater pittsburgh area? i also travel to ny, syracuse area to pick up my son every 2 months. drinking alone is all good and well, but there can be such a nice social benefit, if the circumstanc...

now, toss me a highlife, and keep 'em coming." Will do sir. I opened with this topic as it broached an ever-increasing gulf in my life: the rural-urban divide. The obligatory backstory: My formative years were spent working on the family farm, and ostensibly, when given the chance to pursue post-se...

bar. six vodka cranberries and a two dollar tip. the broad behind the bar knows how i like 'em, so its money well spent. plus it all counts as a social outing, even though i ride solo. who knows, that may be the night i score a random bj and blow lines inside a 97 honda civic with a mismatched paint...

work felt like a monday, and it's fucking tuesday. took a nap. woke up and did the 'little train that could'. but couldn't. lost motivation. so i threw in the towel after a bit. made a phone call, talked to my son. out of mixer. so i grabbed a can of orange soda. i'm like, fuck it. its bottom shelf ...

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8 drinks into it and some extra cheddar goldfish. win

and then there was darkness

once while chasing down an HVT outside of Baghdad, i was calling in a lume mission while my gunner was chillin out up on the fifty pulling security. while we waited to see where the lume round burst and prepared to adjust fire, i hear him exclaim 'gaaaahhh'. i asked what the fuck he was doing, and h...

the best bottom shelf vodka i could find, and still drink to this day some two plus years later; Nickolai. some ice, a lil Amp energy drink (used to be Rockstar yaa), and a healthy pour of nickolai, BAM. shit tastes like a lime popsicle...with a kick. and rest assured, although i find this vodka on ...