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Nah, I simply had me Covid tits ☆ out and about. You have to even out the melanoma in the sunshine to keep it at bay.
Beer spillage is my sunscreen.
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- Sat Jul 17, 2021 10:36 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
- Replies: 1819
- Views: 246367
Re: The Shed
I threw a can of mixed fruit and a pound of sugar in the piss barrel. That will be next months drink special. There will be a discount for all who contributed, so make sure you get a receipt every time you use the piss funnel. You used the discount mixed fruit huh. Those bloated tin cans expired be...
- Thu May 13, 2021 2:53 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD
- Replies: 56
- Views: 17249
Re: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD
Patchez wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 3:07 pmYou will never, ever look butch.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 12:41 pmI regret to inform you Lush, i've had a haircut. They've butchered me. I now look like a butch lesbian!
- Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:10 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Something funny happened on the way from drinking rotgut
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1351
Re: Something funny happened on the way from drinking rotgut
Ah, there we go. Sip number six went down great. That 120 proof warmth is hitting the spot now. Someday, young sailor, you will resort to gargling booze shots in order to get that burn. Enjoy the burn. Yes indeed. Or course, more genteel is to sip it with a single rock. The frozen water sort.
- Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:07 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 256
- Views: 198704
- Thu Feb 11, 2021 3:52 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Your local weather reports
- Replies: 981
- Views: 231002
Re: Your local weather reports
Used to enjoy a good, cold snow day as a child. These days, it's a snow day e'er day. Cold? We here two always sleep with the window cracked open*. (Beer breath? Hmmm... nah) Inebriated hibernation incubation sleep. With a heavy bear throw. Ya know, the hide/skin from one. Don't try to throw a live ...
- Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:04 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12392
- Views: 1406159
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Patchez gifted me a couple of shotties he bottled himself. Double oak Barrelled Woodford Reserve 45.2% ABV. That's definitely a sipper. Salivating as I await the crackening tonight. #2 is the "Infinite Barrel Project begun on 4-19-2018. Friggin 117.5 proof. Gawdammah, that will be the opening sip of...
- Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:55 am
- Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
- Topic: The Art of the Comeback by Donald Trump
- Replies: 4
- Views: 7462
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:02 pm
- Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
- Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
- Replies: 462
- Views: 255487
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:00 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
- Replies: 12392
- Views: 1406159
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Gosh, I was shot down quicker than Georgy Malenkov! My opinion has changed, she's a dirty bitch. Don’t let my gruff jibber-jabber dissuade you from cuddling up to a nice, sleazy bottle of vodka. In fact, I read somewhere on the internet that St. Vodak is the patron saint of sluts and whores. With c...
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:58 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 279843
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third. Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?! Yeeehaaaaw! Come on Bo Duke, we gonna have to jump the pond in the General Lee. Probly gotta start back in Ohio to get enough speed.
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:55 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
- Replies: 2472
- Views: 485372
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:53 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: RIP Oettinger
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3014
Re: RIP Oettinger
Ah yes. His favorite: Angina Merkel
- Wed Jan 20, 2021 11:51 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
- Replies: 1819
- Views: 246367
- Mon Jan 18, 2021 4:05 am
- Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
- Topic: 2020 election night
- Replies: 47
- Views: 28406
Re: 2020 election night
The celebration in my neighborhood is probably more for Kamala Harris than for Joe Biden... Yep, congrats to Mrs Harris. I don`t like nor trust her at all. The worst politicians in germany are women. Sad but true Metallica style We should have a thread dedicated to creating a sentence that offends ...