Holy shit! Joe just called to tell me the Violent Fucking Femmes are going to play at Booza Palooza! Gordon Gano and Brian Ritchie will be joined by John Sparrow. Turns out, they are old friends of The Cowboy Junkies.

Big News...

The Cowboy Jubkies will play at Booza Palooza!

My buddy, Joe Reinertz, is the director of the North American Concert Promoters Association (NACPA) and knows the band pretty well. They will be in Las Vegas that week and have agreed to play for us for free!

Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole. I know that your 14-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less! (And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother) (And by 'a brother, I mean 'me') (And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl) Yeahhhhh... Rye, buddy, I...

Join us for a night of fun! The Hole is happy to bring you a night of all things Gigli, the best fucking piece of art the film world has ever seen. For one night only, The greatest bar in the universe, and everywhere else, is proud to transform itself into a themed setting of the incredibly underrat...

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:20 pm

Savage wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:45 am

Dennis who?

The Quaids, an extinct rudmentary tribe of actors that lived in the jungle next to the Baldwins and the Arquettes

Descendants of the Keach, Carridine, and Barrymore's

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:43 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 05, 2022 10:18 pm

You are we and we are you.

ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

GABBA GABBA HEY

This morning, I got word from ShinSkin and his wife in Burlington, VT and Cracker in New Lebanon, NY. They will all be joining us in Reno. No guarantees, but I’d like to check it out. Which 3 clubs would you pick for a 3 club open? I'm going for a 5W, PW, and putter. The course is only 4,200 yards ...

This morning, I got word from ShinSkin and his wife in Burlington, VT and Cracker in New Lebanon, NY. They will all be joining us in Reno.

scream ale wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:03 pm

Mayo on burgers, or most sandwiches, is pretty gross. To me at least. But I'll take mayo over chocolate any day.

You don't like chocolate?

Sometime in mid to late June, I'll be organizing a trip to Reno for Booza Palooza, another annual meetup for drunkards. Please join us on that one if you are able. Dates and details will be confirmed this week. Say, I'll see if I can clear my schedule if you get some dates confirmed. That might als...

Check out the Outcast Press interview with our very own drunkard laureate, Hugh Blanton:

https://images.app.goo.gl/gzyMPTP4vdkbpaQE8

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 03, 2022 10:27 am

Me and AD would to be there, it`s just the cross atlantic flights that cost a fortune.
And finding a dog-hotel on short notice.
But yeah, this sounds awesome

But you'll be in Reno, right?

May 19-22, 2022 at my small resort in western Massachusetts Some rooms will be available. Reservation required. Currently scheduled Chatham Artillery Punch, Stunt Cocktail closet, draft beer, 3 Day Threshold, closest to the pin competition on the 6 hole golf course with less than fabulous prizes to...

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:18 pm

In France and other parts of Europe, brass knuckles are referred to as "American fists".

In New York Cty, a brass monkey is a "funky monkey junky."

Far~Out~Pat wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:12 pm

Cold Can Of Lone Star Beer Cheer's 🍻**Clink*!!!

Far out, Pat. Cheers!