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- Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:32 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunk Travel Log
- Replies: 461
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Re: Drunk Travel Log
Monterey. One of my favorite towns. Steinbeck's town. I'm sitting at Segovia's bar. It's nestled between Tortilla Flats and Cannery Row. When both of those book titles were published, this was home to migrant workers. Today, the real estate is one of the most expensive on the planet. But Segovia's i...
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:00 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunk Travel Log
- Replies: 461
- Views: 211518
Re: Drunk Travel Log
Man, I have no idea. On this (subject) trip, I encountered a couple of "influencers" who were in town to shoot some video in my favorite local bars. I kinda hate those people. In one place, the owner asked me to move from my favorite barstool so this fat fuck social media god could sit there and get...
- Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:51 pm
- Forum: Music to Booze To
- Topic: Replace "you" with "me" in a song title
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1282
Re: Replace "you" with "me" in a song title
You Want Me To Want You
- Fri Dec 08, 2023 2:54 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
- Replies: 1094
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Re: Hero of the drink
I am here to introduce myself and tell the story of my creation. I AM Mr. Montrose C. I was born of a highway sign on Interstate 16 in Georgia, announcing the upcoming exit to the towns of Montrose and Cochran. The first time I read that sign I knew who I was to become: Montrose Cochran, blues man,...
- Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:44 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
- Replies: 1094
- Views: 277194
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
I'm currently enjoying the Drinking Season (Halloween - St. Patrick's Day) and look forward to the second yearly drinking season (Memorial Day - Labor Day) What about the drinking season between St Paddy's and Memorial Days, and the one between Labor Day and Halloween. We celebrate those too. Unles...
- Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:03 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Calendar of Drinking Days
- Replies: 48
- Views: 14772
National Bartender Day
Tomorrow, Friday, December 8, is the day to celebrate that special person in your life who can make or break your undrunkenness. Chances are, you have a favorite. Celebrate by reversing the whole bartender-will-listen-to-me scenario. Instead, ask them if there’s something that they would like to tal...
- Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:32 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunk Travel Log
- Replies: 461
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Mexico
Another observation: In past years, I've encountered a number ex pats, usually in dive bars. Their stories fascinated me. There was the former cop from small town Michigan who retired, moved down here, and opened a bar. The old professor who moved down here to lead the lifestyle that was frowned on ...
- Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:04 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunk Travel Log
- Replies: 461
- Views: 211518
Mexico
Day 11. Heading home in a few hours and reflecting on the adventure. Despite the changes, Puerto Vallarta still clocks in on my top three dri king destinations. There are bars everywhere, probably more per square mile than New Orleans. Maybe more than Las Vegas. Like both of those cities, it's also ...
- Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:29 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Drunk Travel Log
- Replies: 461
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Mexico
We arrived in Puerto Vallarta about 24 hours ago. Some things have changed while others have stayed the same. First of all, the hurricane hit the west coast of Mexico pretty hard a couple weeks ago. The storm attacked land several hundred miles south of here, but this area still experienced a pretty...
- Wed Oct 04, 2023 7:21 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
- Replies: 14
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Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
He's planning to adopt some kids who he actually likes.
- Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:01 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5658
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
See his adult third son for the first time in 42 years.
- Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5658
Re: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Hey everyone, be amazed that Guenther contracts cock rot before his son.
- Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:51 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
- Replies: 14
- Views: 5658
Things Guenther (Oettenger's Father) will do in Guatemala
Fuck Oett's new mommy
- Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:13 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Fun With Chat GPT
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4462
Fun With Chat GPT
Query: "Write 500 word story about drinking with friends in style of Jesus" Result: Once, in a town nestled between two rolling hills, there was a gathering of close friends. They had come together to celebrate the end of a long harvest season, and among them was a man named Eli, known for his wisdo...