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by oettinger
Sun May 16, 2021 10:29 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 107
Views: 13081

Re: Micky D sandwich - Yay or nay?

McDonald's in Germany are currently advertising their new “Big Spargel Hollandaise” burger, complete with cheddar, lettuce, bacon, hollandaise sauce and white asparagus tips. Yes white asparagus. Germans are obsessed with white asparagus. It's pretty damn good. As much as I'm fond of burgers, aspar...
by oettinger
Sun May 16, 2021 10:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Which board member...?
Replies: 2
Views: 31

Which board member...?

...would have Donna Summer`s Love to love you baby as introduction music?
BF? Nausea? Lush Cíty maybe?

Answer and come up with something similary stupid
by oettinger
Sun May 16, 2021 10:14 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 453
Views: 29767

Re: Random shit

At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass. That's as random as I can come up with right now D...
by oettinger
Sun May 16, 2021 10:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1427
Views: 89499

Re: Sunday

Good morning sunday drunks, I will start with a quote today:´ I fucked up and started the seeds too early. Oops. those stupid seeds mostly turn into still borns to me. I think one tomato plant is still alive.... On a related note, does anyone have experience in growing bamboo from seeds? Damn I`m dr...
by oettinger
Sat May 15, 2021 9:05 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Derby Day Saturday! Mint Juleps anyone?
Replies: 10
Views: 748

Re: Totally missed Preakness, but I'll still drink to it

Preakness Stakes was today in Baltimore and instead of enjoying a great day-drinking day, I chose to drive up and down the goddamn beltway from goddamn chore to goddamn chore, all while completely dry. Well, no need to mope. I have the makings of a Black-eyed Susan and I plan to take advantage toni...
by oettinger
Sat May 15, 2021 9:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9671
Views: 567018

Re: What are you drinking right now?

A vodka day from start to finish. Sadly it`s not warm enough outside for frozen tequila drinks
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 7:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1685
Views: 112969

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

There's a pinhole leak in a cold water line for a shower, so I need to take down an overhead, a false bulkhead, weld up some temporary I beams, then rig of an oxy-acetyline torch burn out a steel bulkhead, braze up the leak, then weld the steel bulkhead back in, remove the I beams, then replace the...
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 6:59 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: name change
Replies: 91
Views: 1070

Re: name change

Palinka II
Frank Kelly Rich 3
Scream Ale the fith
Artful Drunkard
Jean Cleaude van drank
Scream Ale the sixt
Thirsty Cunt the 2nd period
John Remery
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 6:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9671
Views: 567018

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Vodka fizzzzez with a grapefuit splash
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 6:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 395
Views: 16855

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

There was a week? What is a friday? Who are you?
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 3:02 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 1355
Views: 85974

Re: Shit we hate:

Nausea wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 2:35 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!
Maybe they prefer to receive. It's your job to accommodate this preference as Gaylord Extraordinaire.

Have at it, cowboy.
Their outtake is bigger than their intake you mean?
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"
Replies: 27
Views: 247

Re: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"

It`s like see through undies. It`s sexy and yet comfortable
by oettinger
Fri May 14, 2021 12:25 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 282
Views: 28503

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

I`d give it a try
by oettinger
Thu May 13, 2021 6:39 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
Replies: 63
Views: 12116

Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

They found fossils of a bonosaurus sucking balls of another bonosaurus.

Damn, it goes way back people!
by oettinger
Thu May 13, 2021 6:24 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Small world (if you work on the water)
Replies: 13
Views: 89

Re: Small world (if you work on the water)

scream ale wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 6:06 pm
oettinger wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 4:30 pm
Yes
No
Eh