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by oettinger
Sun May 09, 2021 4:25 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
Replies: 18
Views: 382

Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze

^^^ In your dreams I can still be Selma Hayek, I have zero problem with you wanking to that
by oettinger
Sun May 09, 2021 4:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Booze News
Replies: 495
Views: 52085

Re: Booze News

Hugh wrote:
Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
a story on my favorite drug/alcohol combination - wine and benadryl: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321078
Haha, five out of those ten risks I call fun
by oettinger
Sun May 09, 2021 4:20 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1421
Views: 88688

Re: Sunday

Guten morgen sunday drunks,

today is the first warm day of summer. Two days ago we had snow and now we`re in the 80s temperature wise.

That means grilling, dart gaming and AD bought a margarita mix at aldi. That will be interesting.

Ok, stop posting and get fucked up. Cheers
by oettinger
Sun May 09, 2021 4:17 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Shelter in Place Drinking
Replies: 60
Views: 5325

Re: Shelter in Place Drinking

So that`s what Nausea`s office looks like. Interesting
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:55 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"
Replies: 18
Views: 105

Re: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"

That dead body really rolled up nicely in thag rug
in the room
together
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1680
Views: 111665

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Merchant Seaman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 3:29 pm


And her name was...
Melani Griffith


My day was a blurr until now. Ready for even more booze

And I shat three times
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: name change
Replies: 85
Views: 834

Re: name change

Cox on the Rox

Jeffrey Palmer

Martina Navratilova

Cyberdine System Model 086`d

Howling Mad Dog Murdog

Luke SKypuker

Jabba the Slut

Alcohol Kontainer 47
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Booze News
Replies: 495
Views: 52085

Re: Booze News

I`ll visit twice
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9642
Views: 563019

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Vodka Intraveneous
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: You can only pick one, and you must say why
Replies: 17
Views: 82

Re: You can only pick one, and you must say why

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 7:40 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 6:02 pm
Beer with Marilyn
And you must say why. Or so the Germans would have us believe.
I`m dumb. Because germans believe in blondes and booze
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:36 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Shelter in Place Drinking
Replies: 60
Views: 5325

Re: Shelter in Place Drinking

There are islands?
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:35 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Random food stuffs
Replies: 214
Views: 8482

Re: Random food stuffs

Nausea wrote:
Sat May 08, 2021 12:31 pm
Are you trying to make me puke, AD? Because this is how you make me puke.

You probably couldn't even tell the difference between that puked and its original form.
Yes she can, those olives are "multi coloured and star-shaped" the next go around
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:30 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Random food stuffs
Replies: 214
Views: 8482

Re: Random food stuffs

In acient germany ca. 25 years ago we used bologna like that for bandaids
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Jim Lahey
Replies: 6
Views: 34

Re: Jim Lahey

Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sat May 08, 2021 1:48 am
Trailer park Boys, one of the best shows ever
They created a show named after certain boardmembers. Fucking cool!!

Next on HBO Oettinger Park Boyz
by oettinger
Sat May 08, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"
Replies: 18
Views: 105

Re: The game of "That rug really tied the room together"

That Night Rider bed sheets really tied my bed room together