Whale swallows you and you`re met in the whale belly by a tiger shark trying to bite it`s way outta there. Fuck

Back to topic,

why would children be allowed again? Is this a joke?`

What`s the sheppard`s pie of the day?

Thank god for the invention of DVR sports games.

Too much excitement in one game. I had to hit pause every two minutes to refill my drink. Can`t do that during a live game

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:31 pm

HEY! I'm also drinking Dickel rye, and I got the big bottle!

Cheers!

Where`ve you been big dickel guy?

But why use a model wearing an 18 hundreds salem witch-hunt dress?

Happy whisky day Nausea

Get eaten by a Tigershark or swallowed by a blue Whale

The Waltons history narrated by a true christian freakshow. Listen, fall asleep, dream about killing someone

Tom Selleck is probably very hot in the summer





...for example

^^^ cause' it`s definitely to warm with chestie hair plus shirt in the summer. Smart dude to me

She grabbed my hair on the left side and yanked a big chunk of hair out my head. Fuck, it hurt. But I’m a peaceful type of guy, and I didn’t have my cane, so I turned around and went back inside. Tell her next time she tries that shit that you'll tell Oprah that she tried to rape you. Better than c...

Committing felony on the vodka stash

Good morning sunday hoochers,

as you know our little persian cat is collecting a lot of ticks. But during this shit rainy weather he collects slugs also. They die in his long fur though.
It`s my job to comb them out in the morning.

Drinking helps with my task, Cheers

^^^ they propped up the corpse of Hunter S. behind there it looks like

Vodka flowing down the rainbow