Apocalyptica

Due to being old.

Sentry! What is the password?

Düsseldorf!

Imported flavor?

Yeah whatever. Import this.

And I sat there, getting high, stoned Knocked out, and by the time I looked on the wall, at the old clock again And by that time t'was a quarter to two Last call for alcohol I said, "Hey, Mr. Bartender" Said, "Well, what do you want?" One bourbon, one scotch and one beer. - RIP John Lee Hooker (and ...

ALL HAIL MODERN DRUNKARD, AND ESPECIALLY FKR, OUR FOUNDERARD.

Slurred be his name.

...I've had occasion where I've purchased the bid 2L of tonic and didn't finish it. Then when I went back to it a week or so later, I found that it went bad. The shit doesn't have much of a shelf life after it's opened. So now I buy the little ones that come in 6 packs. TRVTH. Yup. When it comes to...

Cheers young fellow, and here's a long haul of black ink from a giant squid, with which I fill my pen. I pour this sweet nectar on me pancakes. I brush my teeth with it. I chase my liquor with it. I clean my gears with it. if necessary, it makes a good personal lubricant. DRINK! Dude, for the last ...

My local liquor store (where I am President, King, and God, and they give me free stuff because I pay cash) started selling handles, yes handles, of Wild Turkey 101 for $18. Those things are worth close to 50 bucks retail. The distributor made a mistake, or the owner did. Either way, I am proceeding...

peetie44 wrote:

Patchez wrote:Hey I know a great drinking game. It's called "shut up and drink". Ever try it?

Sounds exciting...what are the rules?

Rule 1: Shut up.

Rule 2: Drink up.

Rule 3: Rinse, lather, repeat if desired.

Mr. Viking wrote:Booznik, if you want, we can go further and introduce modern and archaic kegg/barrel sizes

Whaddaya firkin talkin' about?

oettinger wrote:According to some drunkard counseling I recieved on skype I already should have thrown my girlfriend in front of a train.

You did. The train threw her back. Apparently, it was meant to be.

For those with the attention span to get through it: I found this interview absolutely fascinating.

RIP good man.

Palinka wrote: Does the pope shit in the woods?

Well, the previous one did.

...In North America, beers by the case are more often sold...in 12's, 18's or 24. In cans, you can also get the fabulous 36-pack, which equals three 12-packs in one box. It's been a long time since I bought one, but the young slim girl at the cash register couldn't lift it. She needed help. That am...