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by Artful Drunktective
Mon May 27, 2024 5:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1058
Views: 758615

Re: Random shit

https://i.imgur.com/idKrxiX.jpeg Charles Joughin, the chief baker aboard the Titanic, emerged as an improbable survivor of the tragic sinking of the ship. During the British Titanic inquiry, he faced questioning by Mr. Cotter, a part of the investigative effort to determine the circumstances of the...
by Artful Drunktective
Fri May 24, 2024 3:33 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 10905
Views: 1391801

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Cool, funny, and brilliant video. And I don't want to add fractions in the dark.

It's so dang dark.

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by Artful Drunktective
Fri May 24, 2024 3:18 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 587
Views: 443165

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Drukards...I present the "Coral Reef Pie." Don't even know wtf it is but it allegedly has "tropical" pineapple so y'all throw that together and figure out the rest. Evidently it's meant for winter meals and elementary school lunches. Is it tuna?!

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by Artful Drunktective
Fri May 24, 2024 3:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1058
Views: 758615

Re: Random shit

That looks just like you every day except she ain't wearin Crocs and she did her hair. Is this from your personal TikTok?!
Malibu Laurie wrote:
Fri May 24, 2024 12:48 am
I gotta do this.

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by Artful Drunktective
Wed May 22, 2024 8:54 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1098
Views: 282439

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Mr. Viking wrote:
Fri May 17, 2024 2:01 pm
Hi, Viking here, not sure if it's been too long or not long enough...
Welcome back! It's been waay too long. Sláinte!
by Artful Drunktective
Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:10 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 847
Views: 150202

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Tiger shark. I might have a chance to survive the attack. I ain't gonna reside in no whale belly.
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:37 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 587
Views: 443165

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

"Children all over the world eat Velveeta" I call b.s. on that. I don't even think it's allowed in Europe. But you folks back in 'murrica can whip up some Potatoes Amsterdam any time you want! "Authentic Dutch Dish" Yeah 'fin right! Everything about this is obscenely culturally insensitive. And it'...
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 2:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Booze News
Replies: 675
Views: 166936

Re: Booze News

What do you drunkards think about dis? “Dog-Friendly, Child-Free” Pub That’s Been Banning Kids For 11 Years Sparks Heated Debate Highlights: ***A British pub's "Dog-friendly—Child-free" policy ignites online debate, seen by 75M people. *** The Lower Red Lion in St. Albans distinguishes itself by we...
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:45 am
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Bars we miss
Replies: 72
Views: 78038

Re: Bars we miss

This place for a multitude of reasons.

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by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 587
Views: 443165

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:32 am
Apparently, whipping out your banana back in the 50s and 60s was a way to impress your dinner guests.
Doesn't that still apply today?
by Artful Drunktective
Thu Apr 25, 2024 3:16 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday Nausea!
Replies: 6
Views: 851

Happy Birthday Nausea!

Have a great day! Cheers to another year!

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by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 174
Views: 100297

Re: Skype Sequiturs

You mean the fish with antlers? - oett asking about a catfish
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 10:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 174
Views: 100297

Re: Skype Sequiturs

- oldsmartskunk edition

"My genetics need to be preserved."

"I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after"

oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf)
oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos.
by Artful Drunktective
Sun Apr 21, 2024 4:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 272
Views: 200464

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

She grabbed my hair on the left side and yanked a big chunk of hair out my head. Fuck, it hurt. But I’m a peaceful type of guy, and I didn’t have my cane, so I turned around and went back inside. Tell her next time she tries that shit that you'll tell the cops that she tried to rape you. And yes, I...
by Artful Drunktective
Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Guinness and prune juice.
Replies: 2
Views: 3010

Re: Guinness and prune juice.

We should coin this drink "The Shart Attack!"