Drinking white russians on the board. Just had a fish finger sandwich. What a time to be alive! Oettinger, the Drunk Detective and Charlie have been on so far!

Have to say i'm getting proud watching Gene smoke a few stogies on the Skype video chat. This Oettinger guy, he's classing his shit up.

There is no Z in the Cyrillic alphabet. They use з. Not only are Russian leaders sending their children to live and be educated in Western countries, but they're also now using our alphabet!

Is it to make up for Westerners drinking vodka? Who knows?

When you really start making cocktails, you need to become a syrup chef too. It costs around £8 for a syrup. When you think a packet of sugar £1.50 and water is free...

When you really start making cocktails, you need to become a syrup chef too. It costs around £8 for a syrup. When you think a packet of sugar £1.50 and water is free...

Trying to steal a bit of Dear Booze's thunder (he's an inspiration. a trendsetter) and maybe do a drunk-a-log of my upcoming trip to Turkey, Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia (Not the state). Starting Monday. Then again I may just be in a cycle of drunkardedness and diarrhoea brought on by both drinki...

I hate smoking outside. I like sitting in my smoke, watching it. Feeling the thick air on my cheeks.

I've stopped buying monin syrups and started making my own. After making my own demerara syrup, I'm convinced this is now the way. Does anyone have any favourite syrup recipes, and what are they? Oh and my syrup recipe super simple 500g demera syrup 250g water 50ml vodka slowly heated together until...

Liz Hurley is an absolute minx. I'm not sure what she, herself, is famous for. Maybe the first Austin Powers film? I have a friend who used to run a strip club called "for your eyes only" in Southampton. He was telling me that Warney would come in with two blond girls and would pay strippers to dan...

Liz Hurley is an absolute minx. I'm not sure what she, herself, is famous for. Maybe the first Austin Powers film? I have a friend who used to run a strip club called "for your eyes only" in Southampton. He was telling me that Warney would come in with two blond girls and would pay strippers to danc...

Shane Warne, an Australian cricketer died today. Aged 52. A lot of you guys won't know who Shane Warne is, probably because you're mainly yanks. Yanks don't watch cricket because they all have undiagnosed ADHD. Anyway, he was a great player in the game. Someone who loved the theatre of international...

I’ve heard it said that Putin is playing a grand game of chess. But the analogy is more apt to a game of poker with more than just two players at the table and Putin having overplayed his hand. It has certainly galvanized NATO in unprecedented ways, ironic considering that one of Putin’s major conc...

The army isn't going to waste an expensive missile to blow up an apartment - unless there's something in that apartment worth blowing up. BTW, on a semi-related note - those Ukrainians build some pretty tough apartment buildings. USA apartment building fall under their own weight. They did flatten ...

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Sun Feb 27, 2022 5:56 pm

As a vertically challenged individual I take offense at the short man crack.

He looks like an old man baby and his name sounds like poopin'. That's reason enough to not trust him in my book.

Just don't invade the Sudetenland after a few drinks, with Oettinger goosesteppin behind you!

"you think a ukrainian will fight his brother Ukrainian? You fool! You stupid bitch! You dumb cow!" That`s what happened the last eight years. The americans build a nice trap and Putin had to take matters in his own hands. And on top of it europ is shooting in it`s on own foot. Com'on Anglo you'`re...