Apologies comrades, been a busy period with work and trying to get my willy wet.

Day 1 Arrive in Warsaw. Head to the flat. Drop the bags off. Ohio Rob is outside waiting. He has beers in his hand. Good lad. Drop the bags off and we head to a pub. Few polish lagers and we head to another place. More beers and then another. It's getting late some women arrive they ask us if we wan...

I am back. Back in Polska. It has been nine years since I've been to the Republic of Poland. I left Poland nine years ago in disgrace. Blood and piss soaked trousers, broken glasses, a smashed phone and a receipt for a night in a drunk tank. For sometime it was an open wound, a unpleasant hangover, ...

I come back on, and i'm surrounded by the Axis. How long does a Brit have to wait for the Americans to intervene?

Day 8 We wake up with the greatest amount of rest we've had so far on the trip. Truly refreshed. We get the taxi to the airport we're heading back to Saigon. In the airport I grab a beef pho, an iced coffee and a pepsi. It hits the spot. We then grab some more iced coffees and head to the airports s...

Day 7 From the previous night we decided it is futile to sleep. Our bus to Halong Bay leaves at eight am. We go to the breakfast buffet. Coffee and food. The food is shit. I have three servings. My friend suggests we have a little nap. I agree but put on an alarm. I don't sleep. He gets like 1-2 hou...

Day 6 We wake up refreshed ready to visit Uncle Ho's mausoleum. Pay homage to the man. He defeated the French and the Americans. A multi lingual man of letters. Following this we smoke a few cigarettes as we're sweating balls in the Hanoi heat. We decide to visit the prison, known more famously as t...

Day 5 First day in Hanoi. I wake up, my cold that I've brought from the UK has turned into a chest or ear infection. It is unclear what. My ears are pressurised and I'm coughing up green or yellow mucus. I have ran out of paracetamol. I am struggling. We grab some eggs benedict for breakfast. I'm re...

Day 3 We wake up go grab some pho. Have a couple of beers too. In a place called Propaganda. Filled with motifs of the great revolutionary struggle. Went to the Old Post Office and grabbed some iced coffees. I did a very messy shit. It took me twenty minutes to push out all of the collective chilli ...

Day 2 We wake up, generally no hangover. Though I am hit by a predicament. I'm coming close to 48 hours without taking a shit. I explain to my friend that this is due to my body working at full operational efficency, the reality though is I am quite concerned. My body has been pumped with chili sauc...

Day 1 We take off heading for Doha. Its the holy month of Ramadan. We're expecting a dry flight as a result. Thankfully they serve us a few Stella Artois. They keep us hydrated. I've got a bit of a cold. They seem to fly at higher altitudes when going to Qatar, I'm not sure if this is a weather thin...

So it all started on Saturday, I had tickets for a whisky festival. It was forty quid, but you got unlimited samples. I left very intoxicated. My cousin had been at the Crystal Palace game and we met after for some Ghanaian food and drinks. We started in one pub and then we went to the next. At the ...

It was payday. There’s a time in the month when the money comes in and one ends up going out to play, though on this occasion it was not supposed to be a big night. A colleague, Varoufakis, knocks on and says “a cheeky one after work?” Of course, I nod in agreement. Though I suggest we mix it up a l...

In my hangover I told myself "you shameless slut, you cannot go back to that pub you've ruined your reputation!"

Now I think to myself, give it a few months to a year. It happens to be near to this great fried chicken shop. Incredible spicy wings.

I was hungover from the night before. Dragged to the football. I had a couple of beers beforehand with my cousin and his football buddies. Those guys love me, because one evening after a football game I got a bit carried away and ended up ordering £140 worth of shots on the Wetherspoons app. Anyway ...