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- Fri May 10, 2024 10:03 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 1048
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Re: Random shit
Does the toaster still work?
- Fri May 10, 2024 9:10 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
The Market on Magazine, in my neighborhood, is supposed to open at seven. Now this is a serious opening, because I am waiting outside looking up at the sky wondering what time it is. I have been Out of Drink since I woke up and my mood is falling. Why do I let this shit happen? Why can’t I keep stoc...
- Thu May 09, 2024 4:39 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
The head cop, and I saw him, stuck a box of nicotine patches in his shirt pocket. What, I said, You confiscating my nicotine patches? Sure. Hey what’s this book, A Home to Crouch In? Got some scribble on the first page. No don’t take that. You won’t like it. See how fuzzy his photo is? Take this fir...
- Thu May 09, 2024 2:45 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
The cops came over just now and then left. No, I only had one beer left to last all evening. I didn’t offer a pull off the Taaka either. I kept the bottle hidden, and it looked like I was going to need every pull of that bottle for myself. We are here Thompson, said the head cop, to assess your asse...
- Wed May 08, 2024 8:40 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
See they did it again. You cannot say the word ‘sobre, they change it to ‘undrunk’. Who did that? Artful? That’s my guess. Artful is quite devious but not the culprit in this case. Blame the Editor of MDM, slurred be his name, for programming it into the board itself. It is sort of clever. The firs...
- Tue May 07, 2024 10:13 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
- Replies: 1129
- Views: 68241
Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Guard Dog looked down in the dumps. C’mon boy, said Dix, let’s go down to the food truck and get us a hotdog. Hugh is in there experimenting on a new recipe. So Guard Dog and Dix walked down the steps and went in to the food truck. Howdy, Hugh, said Dix. Howdy back, said Hugh. Got some hotdogs ready...
- Tue May 07, 2024 1:43 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
See they did it again. You cannot say the word ‘sobre, they change it to ‘undrunk’. Who did that? Artful? That’s my guess.
- Tue May 07, 2024 1:39 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
I like this. I always tell the people that at Modern Drunkard message board you can post away without fear. There is no censorship. But there is. The moderates do not like the word ‘undrunk’, they change it to ‘undrunk’, that’s cool.
- Mon May 06, 2024 12:03 pm
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: Another Solo Mission - Drinking alone? Post here!
- Replies: 1039
- Views: 288120
- Mon May 06, 2024 11:59 am
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: Some People Become Less Interesting When More Intoxicated.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 15240
- Mon May 06, 2024 10:22 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
You in a foul mood today, Thompson? Yes. What’s wrong, your best friend let you down? He didn’t help. You know, he sends me his latest revision of his unpublished novel and I’m (once again) supposed to look for typos and make comments and send it back. I’ve already read the thing four times and I’ve...
- Mon May 06, 2024 2:34 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
- Replies: 1129
- Views: 68241
Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Do you get a trophy if you win the bowling tournament, said Thompson? A team trophy? Or a trophy for everybody on the team? I was thinking about the stripper girls. We could enter them in the next tournament. And, this place is perfect for Hugh and the food truck. Have you tried his tacos yet? Yes, ...
- Sun May 05, 2024 9:04 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
- Replies: 1129
- Views: 68241
Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
They rode the Harley into Head Cold. They had to stop at a petro station (they call gas stations petro stations in Alaska) to ask directions. It was around noon. Sleepy looking town, said Badfellow. Look, they got a bowling alley over there, said Thompson, and a pool hall right next door. The Head C...
- Sun May 05, 2024 11:51 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
- Replies: 1129
- Views: 68241
Re: Thompson’s Theories of Diet and Health
Do you think all us drunks hate our mothers, said Thompson to Badfellow? We’re not supposed to, said Badfellow. It’s okay to bad mouth them and put them down and tell stories, but we’re not supposed to hate them. They went through a lot of trouble to spit us out of their thing down there. I can’t re...
- Sat May 04, 2024 10:59 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 251
- Views: 197634
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
It’s more than all that. The narrator, Jerry Jeff, is lost in his own song, it’s like seeing a dog smile at you and wag his tail. It’s even more than that. When he has Bojangles telling his story, about the honky tonks and traveling around (cause he lives like he does) but it’s his language — he end...