Stealing is not cool.

X is like acid with training wheels that don't come off.

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Those six-foot deep holes in the sand are great until they SLAP shut on you! Then you're three inches of agate type in the local paper and that's the end of your story.

I saw them open for Spinal Tap back in 74!!!

You can shine your shoes
And wear a suit
You can comb your hair
And look quite cute
You can hide your face
Behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

If his behavior is affecting your peaceful enjoyment of your rental property, a word to the landlord might be in order.

If he's had seven years to come to grips that he's not childless any more and hasn't made any progress, nuke him.

My humble opinion...

Today was a Monday and a half. It's been a while since I bought an 18-pack since a 12-pack seemed too meager. I don't drink a lot of beer between one summer and the next. But, Christ, what a fucked-up day this was. I did everything I need to get done today and I just want to check out for 12-18 hour...

Inauspicious alignment of the planets. Gotta be it.

Did you read where a twenty-foot shark bit some dude in half the other day in Australia..?

Love is an illusion. Don't be pissed off at a mirage because you're still thirsty. http://www.goodvibes.com

Everything *does* suck but there's no use in dwelling on the fact.

hmm... ten o'clock here now... if I start dough now I can make pizza for dinner...

"Thank you, God." ..?

I watched "Village of the Damned" last night. MGD at the very least.. high end would be Newcastle Brown... it's the movie with the scary little kids with glowing eyes...