Fucking shit! Let's hear it for shitty spoirts bars in valley station.

Whooooo, sorry bout that. I'm starting to undrunk up, but it's lunch time. That means another 3 shots of absinthe. And if such a thing as a fuck kit existed, I'd probably have three, two of them being worn out. I got this shit for a batchler party, but there are going to be more drugs there than I c...

I'm fukced. on absinthge. I started at dthe driveiu last night. I did not get to make out. I did get home, fuckdtkiit.

I've always wanted to pay for the services of a hooker. We don't seem to have any round these parts, though.

I've earned my redwings.

20? Jesus, is it legal to be that young? Anyway, yes, I generally agree that you generation sucks the big one, but mine pretty much does to. Tell us why you think its sucks. This should be pretty interesting. There is really no why. I have a generation gap to people my age. I can't relate and refus...

My internet at home isn't working right now, so I just thought I'd check in and say hi! No, I am not running off again, and it really sucks not being able to get on the net at home. So I'm at the library. Miss you guys, hope your weekends all went well :D I got my dad drunk for father's day last we...

Yeah, I've been in the tank twice, once just for walking home. The cop asked me if I'd been drinking, and I said "Yeah, that's why I'm walking home and my car is still at my buddy's." The whole thing ended up costing me like $800. I also had to go to an all day Saturday class. Half of it was about d...

I'll be there June 24. On the magnum force. Yep.

I'd rather his victims or their parents do the killing instead of the state, but bring the pain.

No way. He didn't have permission to fuck that guy up about 20 different ways. Plus, if some dude put my buddy on a gurney and ran off with him, I'd pummel him. They just go along like, "oh, this isn't that out of the normal." No way. Legally, ethically (in regards to his friends) , much less scient...

If the army used that pic as a poster, they might have made their recruitment goals. I think you mean the Navy. Incidentally, Franken, is this a picture of you, or just a picture you have? Either way, it's a great shot of what our troops should be doing. As long as booze, women, and defending my co...

I typically like room temp beer best. I've been drinking a bit more cold beer than normal lately since it's been so warm out. But I've always thought that warm beer usually tastes much better - even cheaper stuff like Hamms. Plus, my throat is ripped to hell from a lifetime of drinking, smoking, and...

Felonious Punk wrote:The victory party will be held a Chuck E. Cheese!

Outstanding. You, sir, get a drink on my tab.