Concerning my spawning ground-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9rZdEXRqt8

Hobgoblin ale & cigars.

An Irish Doctor told Dervla Murpy that his rule of thumb was "double what he says, and half what his wife says".

Tia Maria (deep impression made when I was 15 years old).

Fat girls rock!

it's the skinny ones who are mental.

Ten year-old Talisker. Mmmmmm....

Just openend a bottle of 10-year old Talisker, which sort of makes up for the lack of wrestling ladies in my current life. Cheers!

Beer, and eating a donner kebab with three chillis. My bum will hate me tomorrow but WTF.

Because East Europeans are, like, totally incapable of finding a way aound this LOL.

Consult your nearest Bartender immediatly!

All sorts of shit.

Up yer flaps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're not an alcoholic if you can still hold on to the floor.

I have wierd dreams when I sleep undrunk! That's why I drink!

They should have made 'sticky biscuits' an olympic event, then Britian might have won some gold LOL!

(P.S. if you are even remotely faint hearted DO NOT investigate what 'sticky biscuits' is! You have been warned!)

Ran out of beer about an hour ago. Then I made a ...'G&T'... from Gin, bubbly water & lemon juice. Now I'm on to the various wierd bannana & ice-cream flavoured things that the wife has around the place. Anyone else scraping the barrell? Edit- just mixed fizzy water, bannana liquer & a nasty cheap s...