Welcome Chelsea. I agree with your opinion of the sneaky ones. It's even worse when they call you the next day, and you don't remember giving them your phone number the night before ...

Dammit, where are my pants, I need money to pay for that chicken I just ordered ...

If you're worried about stains, tie-dyed and Hawaiian shirts work just fine. You can claim that any stains are just part of the design.

DOUGH... the stuff that buys me beer RAY..... the guy that sells me beer ME...... the one who drinks the beer FAR..... a long run to get beer SO...... I'll have another beer LA...... I'll have another beer TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer That will bring us back to DOH! And of course, from the ...

Greetings from the other side of the Pacific Ocean! Surfed drunkenly across the site a few days ago and decided that this most holy of days would be a perfect time to introduce myself to the board. Pardon any typos which may occur, but it's already 2:20 am in the morning in this wonderful Land of th...