Half a handle of vodka isn’t a lot. But when you drink it in two hours on an empty stomach, it becomes a force to be reckoned with.

When the shit line comes to port, I’ll be there to tie it up.

Nepal 🇳🇵. Now there’s a flag that plays by its own rules.

Shit I've drank this week *Tower Vodka- Basically Tito's but it's only $24 per handle. Vodka is boring as hell, but it is the work horse that carries the vast majority of the drinking load during any given week. Just ask Oettinger. *Fireball- My buddy had a bottle in his fish house and I wasn't in ...

Bongenkuchen- A cake like material that forms on the interior surface of a bong after frequent use. Hitler hated bongenkuchen so much he started WWII.

It's frickin' cold here. How cold, you ask? Cold enough to freeze the pubes off the Tin Woodsman.

Of course, I don't always complain about winter. But when I do, I prefer to be drunk so at least I feel a little warmer.

2012 Bigfoot Barleywine singing me to sleep. Sing, you sweet samsqanch, sing!

So, I tricked my friend into ordering a bottle of Malört online. I told him it would change his life forever. Should arrive by Saturday. Should be interesting to say the least.

Yes, Benito. That looks utterly horrendous. Plow through that mofo like a bull in a china shop, and good luck.

The Touchdown Burger? That came out right around the same time as the Jock Itch Whopper.

When you find a half pound you completely forgot about. Gorilla Glue #4 from the 2023 harvest all sealed up and pretty.

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Sat Dec 30, 2023 9:41 am

That is an obscene amount of cheez whiz on a slice of bread.

I wouldn’t even smear that much Chezz Wizz on the Ritz crackers of my enemies, let alone the TV repair man.

You need to mount a mini gun on the Subaru.

"Flübbertrekken"- to wander around the house aimlessly or undertake a similarly pointless trip.