Damn, I haven't been around here nearly enough, I think I spent five minutes looking for a "Like" button.

"Granny Smith Mjolnir!" I love it.

I don't know where to find apple Wine, so I think I'll just have to throw some vodka into some Applejack. Think I'll call it a Johnny Applebleed.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/237791532/redshift-season-1-sci-fi-radio-drama-podcast Did a sci-fi radio play, you can download or stream at the above link. You can also give money. If we get a lot of money, they pay me. If we get even more money, they pay me more. I will personally have lunch...

The journeys are myriad, the failures heroic, the triumphs de rigueur. Where have I been? Is the answer not always, "That booze ain't gonna drink itself." Long essays towards cold fusion resulted simply in cold tankards and hot tempers and when the whole thing blew we'd never really been there at al...

Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary is in the public domain now so can be picked up online for free or close to free depending on how clean or efficient you want your hard or digital copy, and it should be de rigeur reading for all drunkards. Oakley Hall also wrote a beautiful collection of fict...

I love Hendrick's and Plymouth, care deeply about Boodle's, but spend most of my time with Beefeater and Seagram's.

I'm usually mixing my gin so I'm not that particular; I've spent whole weekends drinking Aristocrat. For a Gimlet or Martini, though, it behooves one to upgrade a bit.

I love this forum....and, for the record, I'm mostly oil-retardant.

Hello, Chilblains! DOTW has returned like Zombie MacArthur with a hankering for lumpia. Now I know it's hot where you are. If it's not, just keep congratulating yourself and go back to Gwyneth Paltrow's blog about tips for how to get your personal woodsman to stack the lumber in the manner you like ...

I expect everything and take what I get. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish I could write like Papa,
I'm just not able
But if I had him in this bar right now
I'd drink him under the table.

- Ronnie Elliott

Mycroft Holmes crossed with the black guy from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle....and, I like to think, a little Dino.

For a moment, for a succession of precarious moments, when I drink, when I'm drunk, I'm not the precious, terrified tool of other people's machinations that I am all day every day. For a few moments, no matter what Congress, the Networks, or anyone's army does, I am entirely in charge of life. All t...

On the tenth of a reason we were ever here, it's good to remember the only reason we were ever here.

Casinos come in lots of sizes...

for those few people who remember drink of the week. When a tickle of booze changes your life in a way that a flood of booze seems inevitable, sometimes that's how you build a drink. Rocks a glass, lay some fresh cucumber on the rocks, pour some gin over that cucumber, drizzle some lime over said gi...

steved2112 wrote:

Barca wrote:I feel like I'm typing downhill.

The stories from the day of that quote were like a Drunkard Escape From New York. With shotgunned beers and coffee-ground omelettes.

and onions in all pockets

Judge wrote:

Barca wrote:I hope this ends with some Dwight Yoakam/ Buck Owens.

Yeah, the Crystal Palace is just down the road from here, Buck is dead too.

I miss you both.... in different ways.

I hope this ends with some Dwight Yoakam/ Buck Owens.