Happy bidet
Cheers

Savage wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 20, 2022 2:14 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Sat May 18, 2019 10:18 pm

Animal House

What movie did D Day act in as a sheriff?

Man, that's a good one. I know he was a captain on an episode of Star Trek Voyager, and a cabinet member in a movie about George Bush, but other than that I do not know.

"Who the fuck am I? I, my friend, I am the uncle, ere the protector and the promotor of that fucking THING right there in whose shadow nothing good nor Godly will ever fucking grow. That there, right, is the southern counties welterweight champion. He is of mixed religion therefore he is godless, He...

I really don't want to get into this conversation but I will say I'm with Ricky Bobby on this one.

A handle without a handle is called a fondle.

You can't handle the truth.

I have the drunken ability to transfer other peoples poop into my pants.

In my younger years as a poor drunkard, I would take 2 cans of beans and a loaf of white bread to work for lunch for the week (total price - $1.66). Take a slice of bread in your hand, add a heaping spoonful of beans, then squeeze it in your fist until the bread was sealed all around the beans. Micr...

That pre-op tranny really zip tied my balls together

What a glorious day!
First a semi truck hit a phone pole and took out the power at work so HALF DAY!
Then on my way home I stopped at the candy store and they now have DICKEL RYE in the HANDLE BOTTLE!
WOOP WOOP!

Old Overholt 114 proof (with the black cap) will kick you in the dick for under 30 bucks. That is a deliciously intoxicating bargain, fuck a bunch of craft shite.

Ah the 70’s and early 80’s, those were the days… no car seats, seatbelt free, someone’s dad drinking half a case of Old Milwaukee before driving the kids to the bowling alley. Add in mom smoking half a pack of Salems with all the windows rolled up and a gassy Boston Terrier sleeping on the floorboa...

OK it was just my two nipples and a singular nipple of another drunkard, but I've shown mine on more occasions than anyonelse drunkards

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:06 pm

^^^ Talking about cars, I think the AMC Gremlin looks awesome

AMC made so many fine vehicles. As a younger drunkard I was into the whole Ramble/AMC lines.
Cheers!