"A cargo ship was boarded by two Scousers disguised as deck hands."

shit, any homeless and/or dirty person is "disguised as a deck hand." they probally looked too clean.

here are three easy steps to getting that tat.
1 take the bottle to a tattoo shop
2 tell them your not origional and you want a tat that 545,478 other people have
3 man up and get a cool tat

i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible . my door rings at four o' clock PM Isn't FedEx fucking great? yea, i wasted most of my day off waiting for it. but i kept busy with beer. also, on the package was a fed ex sticker that said. MUST SIGN FOR PACKAGE. MUST SHOW ID. DO...

um er, i wouldnt want to meet a secrete santa. sounds kinda gross. secret santa is what i obviously ment.

hello all heres the quick story. i come home from work the last two days to see a door tag from fed ex saying they cant leave me a package for i have to sign for it. i call em up and tell them to deliver it today earliest as possible. my door rings at four o' clock PM and the mysterious package is n...

my beard keeps me face warm while im outside working.

i laugh at you for wanting to kill. but you should be glad i didnt kill you for laughing.

my first time getting drunk was not when i had my first taste for i have had sips here and there before my first time actually plowed. i was in the 9th grade at a friends house, we rented the jacky chan movie legend of the drunken master. we put the movie in and he got out the seagram's 7. we did sh...

oh i will. dont you worry little buddy, i will.

....and vote for Barack Obama i dont know what to think of him yet. is america ready for electing a non white president? or is he even ready for america? he has little experience but could that be an advantage? hes so new he has had less chance of getting deeply involved in some sort of scandal. an...

mine is at the store waiting for me to rescue it.

first of all A/B products are piss. though i buy it because it is cheep and it has alcohol in it. when i want to get drunk off beer ill reach for bud lite. however i do love a well hand crafted beer. anyway, i dont see your little boycott working but i think it is admirable to try and not drinking a...

gar, my buddy and i didnt feel anything but drunk new years. i tried it once more lastnight and only got drunk off it. so basicly all i have is booze thats 66.5% that tastes like shit.


i did find out that it is shootable if its half an oz absinthe and half cranberry juice

that wasted a few minutes. thanks

just start ordering rounds for people at the table. get them all nice n drunk and see if you can get some severance.