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by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:29 pm
Forum: New Booze Reviews
Topic: Cabo Wabo tequila?
Replies: 46
Views: 8022

Hagar sold his 80% share of the label...for 80 million!! Sweet jeebus I need to start a platinum band, then parlait it into the booze business.
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: fekin' hicups
Replies: 18
Views: 3299

I was a tried and true back of the glass witness, until recently. My buddy turned me on to the bath towel over the glass, drink it from the front, method. Seems like you suck in alot of air whilst doing so, therefore you burp. It seems like thats the key, burping.
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Signs Your Local Liquor Store is a GOOD One!
Replies: 24
Views: 5992

We just started selling booze on Sundays here. My front of the neighborhood proprietor will give me half off, any Sunday purchase I make. It's usually only a fifth of rot gut, but 5 beats 10 any day! :)
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: I LOVE TROUT,
Replies: 46
Views: 43431

We face a dilemma here, in the bluegrass. No rain and hot sun threatens the cold water loving trout. Dance for rain, and dance for your trout.
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: I LOVE TROUT,
Replies: 46
Views: 41878

We face a dilemma here, in the bluegrass. No rain and hot sun threatens the cold water loving trout. Dance for rain, and dance for your trout.
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:10 pm
Forum: Soused Cocktails
Topic: the "Mind Eraser"
Replies: 11
Views: 3494

Let me just say that I drink Bourbon 10 out of 10 times I drink. But the mind eraser was a gift given to me, by an old Exec chef of mine. After recieveing a lukewarm greeting to our cliquish little restaurant, he decided to take matters into his own hands. (bless him) He invited us all out that nigh...
by White Dog
Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:03 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The best drunken dinner
Replies: 50
Views: 10523

Kitchen sink omelets. I probably shouldnt be operating a gas stove at 4:15 AM, but the juevo, she calls me. Any unspoiled veggies and meats in the fridge, sauteed in oil and seasoned. I'll throw in a pepper or two to liven it up.
by White Dog
Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:38 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: "Everclear" story's? We all got one, I'd like to h
Replies: 14
Views: 9225

My tale involves a buddy stoned on everclear. He was in the port o potty, screaming at everyone who walked by, and the police, until they drug him out and smacked him aroud a bit. I never saw the appeal of the stuff, since I learned to drink bourbon at 12, and havent looked back.
by White Dog
Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: a walk on the degenerate side
Replies: 10
Views: 1032

State college? You better take a ride to Scranton to find the good pawn shops. As for the cash flow, go to the local resturants at 6:30 (ensuring no one comes out to the "dock"), while theyre slamming. Ride around back and grab the empty kegs, cash them in at the less discerning party mega marts for...
by White Dog
Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 4:30 meeting
Replies: 5
Views: 506

Be sure to include a chapter on kneeling on the bathroom floor, in a stall, dry heaving. Then stifling when footfalls approach.
by White Dog
Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Oh you know its time for a shot.
Replies: 25
Views: 2205

One Early times neat in a Makers Mark tumbler...I oughta be ashamed.
BOOM!
by White Dog
Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Oh you know its time for a shot.
Replies: 25
Views: 2205

Such spirit!
I see your double and raise you three fingers.
by White Dog
Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Oh you know its time for a shot.
Replies: 25
Views: 2205

Im going with Early times and water, in my new St. Pattys day freezer mug. A six of Smithwicks will keep things civil.
by White Dog
Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Jenna, what were you thinking, baby?
Replies: 12
Views: 1010

Jenna, what were you thinking, baby?

This woman used to have that "girl next door" look that sold millions of units. Looks like Kenny Rodgers plastic surgeon talked her into some work. UGH
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by White Dog
Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:25 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The social faux paux that is throwing up on the bar
Replies: 31
Views: 3239

I stupidly gave a hammered B-day boy a cement mixer, at the bequest of his buddies. Needless to say, if you clean up your own bar, dont spike the shots!