So one of his so called 'mates' and his girlfriend decided to sit him down and have a word with him.

Haven't heard from him since. I'm lost, I dont know what to do, Im drinking but its just not the same.

RIP bender friend.

Pissed on a TV at a friends 21st not too long ago. We were staying in a 2 bedroom apartment with only ensuites, I had been in one of the bedrooms just a little earlier, but decided to head to the rooftop. Came back down and though everybody needed their private time in the bedrooms, so pissed on the...

Close, Australia.

Just popped a bottle of champagne, who's in?

10am is happy hour here, opening time for the pub downstairs, exactly 4 minutes

breakfast or breakfest? hard to say.

Coopers pale ale for breakfast this morning.
Cheers

Please move to new zealand. you cant call yourself an Aussie after this embaressment

what the fuck im sure that was a reply to somebody at some stage

Is fucking awesome, I can't believe I wasted the last 2 years of my life. Last night I went out with my cousin to try and take my mind off the break-up.

Well, the young lady I went home with really knew how to take my mind off things. Don't even know her name.

I woke up at 9am this beautiful Saturday morning, straight on the Jim Beam black. Had to pass out for an hour or two at about 3PM. Got back up cooked myself a steak and here I am at 2:01am Sunday morning. I've achieved alot this Saturday.

wait whqat? im too drunk to comprehende

I am moving into an apartment where the entire ground level is a pub.

This is going to get silly.

Wow text message breakup, what is she 20? And my girl gave me 1 day's notice that she was moving out of the house a month or so ago. It's rough man. The more time I spent with other people the better I felt about it. And we might even be getting back together but in your case it could be totally di...

... and also somewhere to live, she just told me she's moving out tomorow, via text message. By the way, she's in the bedroom, I'm in the lounge room, less that 5 metres away.

fizzmaster wrote:I'm very thirsty. Quit my job a few days ago. Breaking up with my GF. VERY thirsty.

You sound like me very recently, let me pour you a bottle of bourbon. It gets much better from here on in my friend.

It's monday 1:30PM here and I am drunk as the proverbial. Woke up with a mild hangover, the cure was a trip to the local watering hole, couple of hours fixed that right up.

We really need a drunkard chatroom, I can't get my head around this time zone shit.