How many people actually get drunk off beer? Only wondering because I never drink yet not too long ago I had four "Mikes hard lemonade" (more alcohol than most beers) and wasn't the least bit drunk, buzzed but not drunk. Just thinking along these lines how many beers would it take to get a seasoned...

Lasr episode I saw was when Vince (whom I assume is the guy happydrunk is caling cute) had a movie debut at cann and the guy who did terminator gave him the part in aquaman. By the way, Eric is the man, and turtle is a tool.

does anyone else besides me love this show on HBO????? I am so addicted to it Haven't seen the show since my new residence has less than basic cable. Before my roomates kicked me out so one of their friends could move in, watching entorage on in demand was the first thing I did when I got home from...

I want to help pay some bartender's paycheck dammit! Yes, yes Damn it yes! Let us rebuild the city by giving bartenders our money. Regardless of whatever condition the city is in, we must have the convention in New Orleans. We are drunkards, huricanes may slow us down, but they won't stop us! (8:15...

JudgeLyonell wrote:Zak's going to jail. :D

Like I haven't been there before. But seriously I only get locked up once every hundred or so times a cop tells me I'm gunna get locked up. Works out to once a year (and it has been close to a year since a cop has put me in cuffs)

And also with you.

So I've been taking shots of mezcal steadily for the past few hours. I'm now off to the bar for $1.75 beers to watch the Red Sox game. Hope all of you have a drunken good time. I know I will.

Oh my - generalizations and stereotypes abound! Based on the strippers I know compared to some of the lawyers I know... Actually that was based on thr strippers and the lawyers I know. Most of the lawyers I've ever meet where happily married, able to function without noticeable chemical dependancy,...

steved2112 wrote:

zak wrote:a deadbeat and/or abusive boyfriend

You can say musician. We know what you mean.

No this guy didn't even have enough going to be able to play a musical instrument.

...I'd probably trust a corporate defense attorney les than a lap dancer, if based only on job title A corporate defense attorney is a) less likely be a crackhead/heroin junkie b) probably not supporting a deadbeat and/or abusive boyfriend c) more upfront as to why they are talking to me A person w...

For the cost of 1 750ml bottle of 90 proof vodka at Grey Goose prices, I can get 2 handles of 100 proof plastic bottle vodka. I like my vodka like I like my women, cheap.

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:...the last one, Meg was naked...

I envy the delivery man.

vash_nc wrote:...And the "Hitler Mobile" was meant for the populace to drive...

Excluding the jewish part of the populace.

TheBigCasino wrote:

zak wrote:

moriarty wrote:But are you an asshole...

And yes I spend too much on Reheads.

you too?

Yeah, especially when the hot shooter girl sits on my lap and has me take the slut from between her boobs. (See what I did there? Went from talking about chicks to talking about booze. clever don't you think?)

i almost always run a tab during my bar stints. i always pay before i go though. Not to be a grammar geek but didn't you tell me you didn't pay you tab the last night Finagins was open. Granted the owner didn't care. not to seem [bold]recalcitrant[/bold]... i like drinking. oh yeah. I'm either too ...