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Number 2 but trying harder

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My hometown (otherwise known as Shit City) is the number 2 drinkinest city for 2012! http://www.bizjournals.com/boston/blog/ ... -city.html

I think the criteria for "heavy drinker" is set a bit low.
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You said number 2.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You said number 2.
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Where are all the Bostonians?
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Yeah, that's right; Shit City, we're number 2!

You guys a quick. I thought I was a pinhead!

But some of us don't drink shit --
life's too short.
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We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk.

Those who have been there will get or who know someone from there will get this.
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Patchez wrote:We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk.

Those who have been there will get or who know someone from there will get this.
assonance
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don't make me Google big words like assholla or whatever it was... but yeah, that's the gist of it.
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You shouldn't push hard during a number 2.

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JimLahey wrote:You shouldn't push hard during a number 2.
that's good fuckin' advice, right there.
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