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yes it's cheap, yes, it's easy to make, yes it can be delicious, but I'm convinced it's a quick way to the grave
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Mr. Viking wrote:yes it's cheap, yes, it's easy to make, yes it can be delicious, but I'm convinced it's a quick way to the grave
This invites further inquiry, young friend. The grave is the undeniable destination, but the enjoyment of the path is the art of the Drunkard.

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it has a very low ph which rots your teeth
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Mr. Viking wrote:it has a very low ph which rots your teeth

Then a splash of base is indicated, to balance the acidity.
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My grandpa made a scrumpy that would pretend to be your friend all night until you tried to stand up. Then it would kick the shit out of you. Wonderful stuff.
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well I did think I was fine, until I tried to stand up, toppled into a pile of bottles and bent the headphone socket on my new computer
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Mr. Viking wrote:well I did think I was fine, until I tried to stand up, toppled into a pile of bottles and bent the headphone socket on my new computer
Sounds like you hit the scrumpy sweet spot. If Neil Hannon wrote songs about scrumpy, my name could well have been different. I'd hate to have to choose between which I love more - gin or cider.

Oh wait, with the Crystal Lolly I don't have to. That's the next drink sorted...
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I just found a jug that had my cider in it a few weeks ago (I've been away). It smells of mulch
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