"Malört: The Most Disgusting Liquor of All Time"

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Re: "Malört: The Most Disgusting Liquor of All Time"

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Binny's website says it's $18 for a bottle. really tempted.
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Blackneto wrote:Binny's website says it's $18 for a bottle. really tempted.
Go to and good luck (and if you don't like it, I'll finish it off for you).
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Re: "Malört: The Most Disgusting Liquor of All Time"

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Palinka wrote:
Blackneto wrote:Binny's website says it's $18 for a bottle. really tempted.
Go to and good luck (and if you don't like it, I'll finish it off for you).
And report back, if you would be so kind, while you when you are in its mist!


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Re: "Malört: The Most Disgusting Liquor of All Time"

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Nice. Here's the report back from the Malort Expedition. Go Help Ye.

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I'd chug that shit.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: "Malört: The Most Disgusting Liquor of All Time"

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'd chug that shit.
I would watch.

It'd make a great tale, but you'd probably expect me to join in.


And sadly, I'd have to chug it as well.


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