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Who needs a flask when you have tampons?

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The hookers around King's Cross (London, UK) have been mixing booze (usually vodka) and drugs (usually, heroin - it probably ain't a fun job) and soaking the results into real tampons at least since I was a student. Any mucous membrane will absorb alcohol, and anything that is dissolved into it. Oh, the fun that we used to have in the A&E (ER, for our US readers)...
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Re: Who needs a flask when you have tampons?

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I have heard of people giving themselves booze enemas/
Personally, I prefer the old fashioned way. Administered via a lovely cocktail glass.
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