Sexually frustrated flies turn to booze, according to important scientific research...
And to think that you guys were asking where Giles had gone!
Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
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Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
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Re: Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
I just like booze because I like booze. Especially bourbon, but I'm really not picky.
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Re: Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
It does explain why, when drinking wine outside, I end up with a bunch of midges in my bloody drink. It's not easy getting the wee radgers to spit it back out before tossing them away...
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Re: Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
eat themPalinka wrote:It does explain why, when drinking wine outside, I end up with a bunch of midges in my bloody drink. It's not easy getting the wee radgers to spit it back out before tossing them away...
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Re: Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
Wine with midges: like olives for martinis? I agree. More protein. Lawd knows we got enough veggies in our bloody marys.Mr. Viking wrote:eat themPalinka wrote:It does explain why, when drinking wine outside, I end up with a bunch of midges in my bloody drink. It's not easy getting the wee radgers to spit it back out before tossing them away...
DRINK!
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Bird do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
So as the scientists that we are, can we also assume that drunkardly frustated flies turn to sex? Not buying this! They are boring losers no one will hang out with. Diploma on the fun-hating participants of evolution finished.
Drink!
