This is the thread that you post in when you are so hammered you trust yourself nowhere else on the web. A safe place to come and vent or hit on an old flame. It never leaves here cause we're all fucked up and don't care.
Having said that... I would really like a shot at banging my daughter's choir teacher. She is smoking hot. For those of you thinking I'm hiding this from my wife... you are wrong... i'm hiding this from my daughter. My wife would not argue with a shot at the choir instructor.
Yes... I'm bragging. And just saying.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Palinka (RIP)
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Alternatively, get so hammered that you end up singing the whole of Bohemian Rhapsody to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Has Whiskeyprick ever been to Canada?
Has Whiskeyprick ever been to Canada?
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mistah willies
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+10 points for him knowing the lyrics Scaramouche and Bismillah indeed!
Them Canadien police were polite enough to let him finish his song, there in that locked down garage.
That is how a true Drunkard goes down correctly. Yup
Also, Freddie Mercury could write and sing so fucking well, rest his soul amen
Them Canadien police were polite enough to let him finish his song, there in that locked down garage.
That is how a true Drunkard goes down correctly. Yup
Also, Freddie Mercury could write and sing so fucking well, rest his soul amen
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stoatbenny
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Jeez - I should be able to this since I've been drunk since 6am. Or at least somewhat. Obviously not enough. Ill get there...
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booznik
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I feel it appropriate in this thread to caution everyone about the hazards of being dangerously un-drunk. Our pallies at the United Booze Federation are on the lookout for your well-being.
My current hazard level is exceptionally low. That's a relief.
My current hazard level is exceptionally low. That's a relief.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
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Who gives a flying fuck? You think you have a corner market on being shitfaced? I await the ban.
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ThirstyDrunk
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EVerything is funny to me. and after i checjk your teeth you can all suck ma dick
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Palinka (RIP)
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What are we supposed to be banning you for, exactly? I mean, I'll ban you, if that's really what you want, but it would be nice to know why.PVC wrote:Who gives a flying fuck? You think you have a corner market on being shitfaced? I await the ban.
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