So, my wife's due date came and went 5 days ago so they decide to induce her this morning. We arrive at 5am, get her ready, see all the doctors and nurses, listen to their bullshit, eat 3 terrible hospital meals, etc, but it's now 8pm and were not any closer to having our son born than when we arrived.
Back history......same thing happened with our last son's delivery 3 years ago - 36 hours in labor it took. It was miserable. So this time, I came prepared.......snuck a bottle of the Kraken in.
Been slow sipping it in with my coke since 3 and it's made the whole experience soooo much better. Sure, the wife is doing the real work, but if I ggotta be here all day and night and day tomorrow again.......I'm doing it my way.
Hospital Drinking waiting on the unborn Kid
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Thanks Bman........ Kids are fun........ having kids blows.......makings kids also blows, but in a much better way.brandonman wrote:Congratulations on the kiddo! Here's to labor going smoother and you being a wonderful dad to *another* kid soon!
I'm personally hoping I'll be in the same boat in roughly a year and a half. We'll see!
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Point of fact... if your wife had blown to the end... this would be a moot point.Ptflea2 wrote:Thanks Bman........ Kids are fun........ having kids blows.......makings kids also blows, but in a much better way.brandonman wrote:Congratulations on the kiddo! Here's to labor going smoother and you being a wonderful dad to *another* kid soon!
I'm personally hoping I'll be in the same boat in roughly a year and a half. We'll see!
Do NOT mention this in the delivery room.
Trust me.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Well done Sir! And congrats!
I would have started sipping hard the second she told me she`s pregnant.
When she asks about my heavy drinking I say: "Ptflea2 told everyone it works wonders during the whole process"
I would have started sipping hard the second she told me she`s pregnant.
When she asks about my heavy drinking I say: "Ptflea2 told everyone it works wonders during the whole process"
Drink!
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Thank you all for the well wishes. We finally got to meet our son yesterday evening after 32 hours in labor. Very proud of my wife, as Jonas Wolfgang Walker was 12 pounds and 23.5 inches long. There were some complications for my wife after the birth(she's fine though), so we'll be here a few more days.
I'll have to make a liquor store run and sneak some more booze in as the Kraken ran dry.
Everyone have a drink on me, a proud Papa is buying.....Cheers to all you beautiful bastards!
I'll have to make a liquor store run and sneak some more booze in as the Kraken ran dry.
Everyone have a drink on me, a proud Papa is buying.....Cheers to all you beautiful bastards!
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Cheers man, that sounds like a fine, fine upstanding future drunkard you got there.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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All ball busting aside, congratulations. Children are a blessing. Especially when they are old enough to start running for beer for you.
Even better when you train them up to be a great bartender with astounding mixing skills.
Even better when you train them up to be a great bartender with astounding mixing skills.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Cheers young man Hell of a middle name, yes indeed. That is one stout little man. he will be with you at the pub someday.
Tuesday?
Truly, good times await.
...plus, less sleep. Oh well. Small price for a big prize. Ya've got a son. well done there.
Tuesday?
Truly, good times await.
...plus, less sleep. Oh well. Small price for a big prize. Ya've got a son. well done there.
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Again, thank you guys for the well wishes. It's been a little over 2 weeks and things are starting to fall into a routine again, except no real sleep.
Family is good, except our first born is rebelling a little bit, but that was kinda expected.
We also got the hospital bill a few days ago. Some of you blokes outside the United States might like this. All in all, for us, having a human being born in a hospital in the USA cost 38 fucking grand.
But with insurance, our cost is only little over $2,000.
So, the bar is stocked over here at the Ptflea house......what'll you have?
Family is good, except our first born is rebelling a little bit, but that was kinda expected.
We also got the hospital bill a few days ago. Some of you blokes outside the United States might like this. All in all, for us, having a human being born in a hospital in the USA cost 38 fucking grand.
But with insurance, our cost is only little over $2,000.
So, the bar is stocked over here at the Ptflea house......what'll you have?
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So you really need insurance for reproduction?
Cool
In germany you better bet on your mother not to die. That bitche`s death will cost you a fortune.
That costly cunt is as good as dead!!!!
Cool
In germany you better bet on your mother not to die. That bitche`s death will cost you a fortune.
That costly cunt is as good as dead!!!!
Drink!
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Outfuckingstanding! Daddy's choice. What are you pouring?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice