This Hangover...

[DrunkinEurope]

^^ It's like pressing the reset button on your liver. I do it once a month or so, although I think it's probably my innate laziness kicking in, using a particularly bad hangover as an excuse to do absolutely nothing for a whole day.

[oettinger]

The reset button on my liver is probably grown in like an old skar

[scream ale]

Today's hangover is almost gone. Except for this headache that will not fuck off.

[oettinger]

Today's hangover is almost gone. Except for this headache that will not fuck off.

I`ve heard bout that fucker before. I`m glad you got him, that clearly means the exorcisms worked and it left my body for better adventures in another sad being

[Nausea]

Neutralized for most of the day, until now. Old Crow did me in. And it will do me in again. Do me hard.

[Nausea]

Delayed hangover neutralization sequence.

[oettinger]

Hangover whipeout drinks in order

[DrunkinEurope]

Today's hangover could register on the Richter scale. It's not just the well-known bongo-playing evil monkeys, there's a constant vibrating sensation in my head, as if these fuckers have managed to find the kind of drills that are used in making tunnels through mountains. I shall drink through this!

It's the price you pay for going out to the bars last night. It's too damn easy to mix various kinds of hooch and try fancy cocktails (you can't really form an opinion on a cocktail unless you have at least three of them). At least, it was a good night, as far as I can remember - my bank account seems to have a different opinion.

[oettinger]

I shall drink through this!

As qualified member of the HKA (hangover killing assocaition) I`d prescribe you that medicine right now

[Patchez]

Reflecting on Saturday's absinthe hangover I've come to the conclusion that it can bite a dick.

The headache alternated between the temples and the base of the skull. While it was doing laps in my cranium the dry mouth from Hell was seemingly unquenchable. 4 quarts of Gatorade and still no relief. Total suckfest. Would not recommend.

[scream ale]

That's a lot of Gatorade. Congrats on creating super human hangover.

[Nausea]

I'm on the Gatorade Pain Management System now myself.

Happy new year.

[Badfellow]

Didn’t eat yesterday and elected to drink my dinner instead. Oh what fun to drink overproof rum. But morning came and it was time to pay the bill. Weak muscles. Liquified brain. Dry mouth. Smell like an old liquor store carpet. Chugged a bottle of Vitamin Water which came back up in a mango flavored jet. So I smoked a big load of hash and took a nap for 4-5 hours. 2 liters of water down the hatch and I still feel like a corpse left to desiccate out in the high desert.

Happy 2023. Anyone want a fried egg sandwich? I have bacon and Gouda too.

[oettinger]

Weak muscles. Liquified brain. Dry mouth. Smell like urin.

I don`t want to turn 70.

Prosit

[Nausea]

I don`t want to turn 70.

Just program a digital timer to administer sedating doses of propofol throughout your 70th year, and wake up at 71.