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Oh, this rules. I'm still drunk from last night, and I'm gonna go to a bar at noon and get my best employee for the past 2 years drunk. I wish I could get a new job every year! Just....3....more....hours........
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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You know, since your days there are numbered, I'd say go for a lengthy "business lunch" and leave early to beat the crowd. And leave the bar late to avoid the traffic back to the office. :)
I need a nice lunch buzz. But all I have is chili. Oh well, I can make a different kind of buzz. Muhahaha...
I need a nice lunch buzz. But all I have is chili. Oh well, I can make a different kind of buzz. Muhahaha...
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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I found this for you. It's from http://www.modernhumorist.com/.
The 'If Poets Wrote Poems Whose Titles Were Anagrams of Their Names' section:
Halt, Dynamos
by Dylan Thomas
Do not work harder than required to work,
Young men should sit around and drink all day;
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Though poor men may apply to be a clerk,
Because their jobs are not exciting they
Do not work harder than required to work.
Rich men, who sell and buy, eat at Le Cirque,
And take their "business trips" to Saint-Tropez,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Old men around retirement age who lurk
At desks and hope no tasks will come their way
Do not work harder than required to work.
Smart men, in school, who learn with blinding smirk
That coasting through a class still earns an A,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Don't visit every world like Captain Kirk;
Picard knows that the bridge is where to stay.
Do not work harder than required to work.
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
The 'If Poets Wrote Poems Whose Titles Were Anagrams of Their Names' section:
Halt, Dynamos
by Dylan Thomas
Do not work harder than required to work,
Young men should sit around and drink all day;
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Though poor men may apply to be a clerk,
Because their jobs are not exciting they
Do not work harder than required to work.
Rich men, who sell and buy, eat at Le Cirque,
And take their "business trips" to Saint-Tropez,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Old men around retirement age who lurk
At desks and hope no tasks will come their way
Do not work harder than required to work.
Smart men, in school, who learn with blinding smirk
That coasting through a class still earns an A,
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Don't visit every world like Captain Kirk;
Picard knows that the bridge is where to stay.
Do not work harder than required to work.
Laze, laze, ignore the pressure not to shirk.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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They got e e cummings perfect with this:
nice smug me
by e.e. cummings
this here verse's
disjunct
i used to
stick to regular metered
poetry
now i write onetwothreefourfive poemsjustlikethat
Jesus
but this is simple work
and what i want to know is
how much am i going to get paid for this
mister editor
nice smug me
by e.e. cummings
this here verse's
disjunct
i used to
stick to regular metered
poetry
now i write onetwothreefourfive poemsjustlikethat
Jesus
but this is simple work
and what i want to know is
how much am i going to get paid for this
mister editor
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Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Damn, the spacing isn't working wich is half the joke. Oh well.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Yeah, it was pretty cool. I was drunk enough at lunch time to babble on and on for two hours with my friend/employee. (Seriously, I must be the best boss ever. I've never had a boss get ME drunk!!!) The best part was that yesterday was the day that all the students moved into the dorms at once. So all these buttheads were running around like a bunch of chickens with thier heads cut off, and I just wandered home, drunk, laughing out loud at all of them. The only thing that sucked was that it was in the 90s and I sweat half of the beer out on my way home. But on the way home I bumped into an old roomate of mine who owed me $280. I reminded him of this, and he fed me alcohol for the next 12 hours. Awesome.fdoosey wrote:You know, since your days there are numbered, I'd say go for a lengthy "business lunch" and leave early to beat the crowd. And leave the bar late to avoid the traffic back to the office. :)
I need a nice lunch buzz. But all I have is chili. Oh well, I can make a different kind of buzz. Muhahaha...
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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Well, out in the cold, I suppose.DasBeaver wrote:Where does that leave me?
Hey-ho. I'll put a saucer of beer out for you.
Tomorrow.
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OOhhhh, BURN! You got joansed!LuckyStrikes wrote:Mildly entertaining? Not.DasBeaver wrote:Young men should sit around and drink all day;
Where does that leave me?
men in their thirties will sit around and drink every day.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"