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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Oh Shit ! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously - you run out of toilet paper and you say, "OH SHIT !"
in the navy, we have a term for this one. its called CWP, or continuous wiping problem. not normally a problem though, as you can't take any type of shit for aboput 1 to 2 weeks after going underway. no-one knows why this occurs, but when it finally happens, it comes out in one large brick that clanks and sometimes even chips the porcelain.
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1 to 2 WEEKS???? Oh man that's awful.

Theory: If you're on a sub, maybe it's the pressure change...
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fdoosey wrote:1 to 2 WEEKS???? Oh man that's awful.

Theory: If you're on a sub, maybe it's the pressure change...
One to two weeks. I think I would start leaking. It'd be coming out of my ears.
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fdoosey wrote:1 to 2 WEEKS???? Oh man that's awful.

Theory: If you're on a sub, maybe it's the pressure change...
no submarine, its the food.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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If it's the food, try to smuggle some fiber on board..yikes.

Maybe the constipation 'splains Cap'n Mike Davis' behavior. Still, he can go fuck himself.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote: that film was a bastardisation of junkidom, if you see a real junkie, SHOOT THE BASTARD and send me the pics. :twisted: :twisted:
You'd be hard pressed to find anyone less inclined towards that vile substance than myself. Never had any urge whatsoever to give that a try!
I stay the hell away from junkies. :x
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote: that film was a bastardisation of junkidom, if you see a real junkie, SHOOT THE BASTARD and send me the pics. :twisted: :twisted:
You'd be hard pressed to find anyone less inclined towards that vile substance than myself. Never had any urge whatsoever to give that a try!
I stay the hell away from junkies. :x
I liked William Burroughs. And Keith Richards body should be studied after he dies. If I had to condemn one group of substance abusers, I think crack addicts would be my pick. Crack addicts haven't contributed anything anywhere anytime to anyone.

Personally, I have never tried heroin. I have never been attracted to needles, and nodding off in public. I saw the movie Panic In Needle Park when I was a child, "I'm not a junkie, I'm a prostitute", yeeeeck! That left an impression.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:...Makes trainspotting look like a walk in the park.
I fucking HATE that film.
How the fucking English wish to portray Scotland!!!
Fuck 'em.
Bastards.
Please, Scotland is not full of junkies and psychotics.
We are very nice people (just don't try and steal our pints).
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Post by massivedrunk »

not a fan either gotta agreee
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I finally saw it a few months ago and didn't really like it.

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