in the navy, we have a term for this one. its called CWP, or continuous wiping problem. not normally a problem though, as you can't take any type of shit for aboput 1 to 2 weeks after going underway. no-one knows why this occurs, but when it finally happens, it comes out in one large brick that clanks and sometimes even chips the porcelain.LuckyStrikes wrote:Oh Shit ! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously - you run out of toilet paper and you say, "OH SHIT !"
inspiration, please?
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1 to 2 WEEKS???? Oh man that's awful.
Theory: If you're on a sub, maybe it's the pressure change...
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no submarine, its the food.fdoosey wrote:1 to 2 WEEKS???? Oh man that's awful.
Theory: If you're on a sub, maybe it's the pressure change...
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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If it's the food, try to smuggle some fiber on board..yikes.
Maybe the constipation 'splains Cap'n Mike Davis' behavior. Still, he can go fuck himself.
Maybe the constipation 'splains Cap'n Mike Davis' behavior. Still, he can go fuck himself.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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You'd be hard pressed to find anyone less inclined towards that vile substance than myself. Never had any urge whatsoever to give that a try!TARTANSPECIAL wrote: that film was a bastardisation of junkidom, if you see a real junkie, SHOOT THE BASTARD and send me the pics. :twisted: :twisted:
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I liked William Burroughs. And Keith Richards body should be studied after he dies. If I had to condemn one group of substance abusers, I think crack addicts would be my pick. Crack addicts haven't contributed anything anywhere anytime to anyone.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:You'd be hard pressed to find anyone less inclined towards that vile substance than myself. Never had any urge whatsoever to give that a try!TARTANSPECIAL wrote: that film was a bastardisation of junkidom, if you see a real junkie, SHOOT THE BASTARD and send me the pics. :twisted: :twisted:
I stay the hell away from junkies. :x
Personally, I have never tried heroin. I have never been attracted to needles, and nodding off in public. I saw the movie Panic In Needle Park when I was a child, "I'm not a junkie, I'm a prostitute", yeeeeck! That left an impression.
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I fucking HATE that film.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:...Makes trainspotting look like a walk in the park.
How the fucking English wish to portray Scotland!!!
Fuck 'em.
Bastards.
Please, Scotland is not full of junkies and psychotics.
We are very nice people (just don't try and steal our pints).
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