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Could somebody please tell my boss that drunks don't wake up at 7am?

Thanks. Much appreciated.
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yeah give me his phone number, me tartan and palinka will lay into him for ya
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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

no no no you gotta teach him by example. I have always wanted to get a boss of mine so faced that they have to call in a hungover day. that'll teach him
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I'd pay for a tape of that - 2 guys yelling in slurred Scottish/English and another one slurring in Clevelandese to some complete stranger.

Sounds like a comedic masterpiece.
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I'd pay to hear that conversation!
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I think we just found the next MDM-branded product to sell. Drunkard conference-call tapes. The magazine'd make a fortune.
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MassiveDrunk wrote:yeah give me his phone number, me tartan and palinka will lay into him for ya
Nae bother.
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Thanks for the offer! However, on second thought, you don't know who you're going up against. I don't want anyone on this board mysteriously disappearing. Room 101 and all that.
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fdoosey wrote:I'd pay for a tape of that - 2 guys yelling in slurred Scottish/English and another one slurring in Clevelandese to some complete stranger.

Sounds like a comedic masterpiece.
come on clevelandese is a great language
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

MassiveDrunk wrote:come on clevelandese is a great language
It's not as good as good as Scottish, 'though. Is it?
Anyway, by this stage of the day we're all speaking Pissedese.
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