An appeal to literary minds
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
He drank alone, died alone.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
Apparently, I had a blast.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
I came, I drank. (I think we have a weiner)
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
He got tanked up and exploded.
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I drank, and didn't comewhiskeyprick wrote:I came, I drank. (I think we have a weiner)
Live like a pig, die like a dog
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More? Sure. Go for it.
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
Made music my lifetime.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Ha, just kiddin' peetiepeetie44 wrote:He learned piano and thrived (for a brief period)
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
He drank like it mattered.
(She drank like it didn't.)
(She drank like it didn't.)
Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;
To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
The Rubaiyat
To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
The Rubaiyat
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
...and then man said "Turnip?! That's my wife!"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
I can do it in four words:
Broken heart. Loaded gun.
Easier than haikus!!!
Broken heart. Loaded gun.
Easier than haikus!!!
Be safe everyone.
Re: An appeal to literary minds
Three:
Eternally: More? Yes!
Eternally: More? Yes!
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-Nash
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-Nash
Re: An appeal to literary minds
Bartender, whiskey and coke here.
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Re: An appeal to literary minds
Woke up, now I'm old.