An appeal to literary minds

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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He drank alone, died alone.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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Apparently, I had a blast.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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I came, I drank. (I think we have a weiner)
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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He got tanked up and exploded.

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whiskeyprick wrote:I came, I drank. (I think we have a weiner)
I drank, and didn't come
Live like a pig, die like a dog

"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
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Re: An appeal to literary minds

Post by waahoohah »

More? Sure. Go for it.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."

-Lee Harvey Oswald

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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Made music my lifetime.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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peetie44 wrote:He learned piano and thrived (for a brief period)
Ha, just kiddin' peetie
Live like a pig, die like a dog

"Everyone sleeps before I do. Sometimes I do not know what to do with myself; then the trouble begins."
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He drank like it mattered.

(She drank like it didn't.)
Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;
To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

The Rubaiyat

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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...and then man said "Turnip?! That's my wife!"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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I can do it in four words:

Broken heart. Loaded gun.





Easier than haikus!!!
Be safe everyone.

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Three:

Eternally: More? Yes!
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-Nash

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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Bartender, whiskey and coke here.

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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Drink. Drank. Drunk.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: An appeal to literary minds

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Woke up, now I'm old.

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