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Here are a couple from a recent drunken outing. I have no recollection of them being taken but I'm led to believe they're genuine.
Drunken Photographs
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I was very hesitant about posting my photograph.
I have a physical disability. Until recently (I went into therapy), I didn't allow myself to be photographed. My therapist says that I need to confront my fears.
My disability is that I bloat after the intake of liquids.
The photograph on the left is me before I drink. The photo on the right, that's how I look after I leave the bar. I have to wear stretchable clothes.
sometimes, I am a blonde
I have a physical disability. Until recently (I went into therapy), I didn't allow myself to be photographed. My therapist says that I need to confront my fears.
My disability is that I bloat after the intake of liquids.
The photograph on the left is me before I drink. The photo on the right, that's how I look after I leave the bar. I have to wear stretchable clothes.
sometimes, I am a blonde
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Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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It all works out in the end Lucky. By time I leave a bar, a girl that looks like the ones on the right, look like the ones on the left to me anyways.LuckyStrikes wrote:I was very hesistant about posting my photograph.
I have a physical disability. Until recently (I went into therapy), I didn't allow myself to be photographed. My therapist says that I need to confront my fears.
My disability is that I bloat after the intake of liquids.
The photograph on the left is me before I drink. The photo on the right, that's how I look after I leave the bar. I have to wear stretchable clothes.
sometimes, I am a blonde
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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i must be drunk, i don't see a difference
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Lucky! :lol: I am so glad for the beergoggle inversion. I leave the house all gussied up but after a few drinks any photogenic qualities I have begin to deteriorate. I love it when people take pictures at parties, I just can't stand the shots of me personally a few hours in to the festivities. :( And, it's the only form of documentation we ever really have.
Fortunately the beergoggle factor experienced by those around me probably compensates, so it's not so bad in person. But that's why I took the dominatrix picture of myself off of this thread -- the makeup had kind of melted off in the sun, leaving only the weird lip-thing I always seem to do in photos when drunk. :oops:
Fortunately the beergoggle factor experienced by those around me probably compensates, so it's not so bad in person. But that's why I took the dominatrix picture of myself off of this thread -- the makeup had kind of melted off in the sun, leaving only the weird lip-thing I always seem to do in photos when drunk. :oops:
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Chelsea, I know what you mean. Those photos that make you look like a marionette and some kid who tortures animals is pulling the strings.
The red eye; need I say more. For the time it took to snap the picture, all of sudden you've got dog DNA.
Eyes period. The first to go after a good drunk. Mine always look like donuts - big, round and glazed.
The red eye; need I say more. For the time it took to snap the picture, all of sudden you've got dog DNA.
Eyes period. The first to go after a good drunk. Mine always look like donuts - big, round and glazed.
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Sorry Chelsea, but speaking as an ugly person, I hate it when one as beautifull as you complains about looking bad in a picture. Its just like those awfull Cosmo articles that gives so many beautifull women complexes.Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Lucky! :lol: I am so glad for the beergoggle inversion. I leave the house all gussied up but after a few drinks any photogenic qualities I have begin to deteriorate. I love it when people take pictures at parties, I just can't stand the shots of me personally a few hours in to the festivities. :( And, it's the only form of documentation we ever really have.
Fortunately the beergoggle factor experienced by those around me probably compensates, so it's not so bad in person. But that's why I took the dominatrix picture of myself off of this thread -- the makeup had kind of melted off in the sun, leaving only the weird lip-thing I always seem to do in photos when drunk. :oops:
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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i never got tosee taht pic. you're going to have top repost it i think.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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And who amongst us is brave enough to submit his image for public consumption...?thirsty4beer wrote:i agree with dpaw.i missed the pic too.bring it back; pleeeeeeeeze
(I use ellipses far too much when I'm drunk...)
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