A forum to post your thoughts about the art and beauty of getting loaded.
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thirsty4beer
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2024 Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 6:26 am
Location: Luton UK
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by thirsty4beer » Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:54 pm
i know them as beer tokens too.
thats what i use them mostly for anyway :twisted:
mine's a pint
MORRISON
Hooch Hound
Posts: 75 Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:18 pm
Location: USA
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by MORRISON » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:03 pm
Ok here's the plan.
1. Run home
2. Let dog out
3. glass in hand add ice to glass, add bourbon to ice and drink
4. Repeat 3
5. throw dog in car and run to grocery for food and deoderant (I ran out this morning)
6. Stop at booze store for more Beam.
7. Repeat 3 until pass out.
M
LuckyStrikes
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1649 Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:42 am
Location: way down yonder
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by LuckyStrikes » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:14 pm
Ok Morrison, here's my plan
1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
UnkleLemmy
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4360 Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2003 10:52 am
Location: insert witty location here
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by UnkleLemmy » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:24 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote: Ok Morrison, here's my plan
1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
LuckyStrikes
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1649 Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:42 am
Location: way down yonder
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by LuckyStrikes » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:27 pm
UnkleLemmy wrote: LuckyStrikes wrote: Ok Morrison, here's my plan
1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!
To be honest, I do them all at the same time! I'm lucky like that.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
TARTANSPECIAL
Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
Posts: 1142 Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2003 8:01 am
Location: Glasgow,Scotland
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by TARTANSPECIAL » Wed Aug 20, 2003 2:05 pm
LuckyStrikes wrote: UnkleLemmy wrote: LuckyStrikes wrote: Ok Morrison, here's my plan
1. Drive
2. Shit
3. Eat
4. Shit
5. Drink
6. Piss
I'm very worried about you Lucky. Drink doesn't show up untill step 5!
To be honest, I do them all at the same time! I'm lucky like that.
All at the same time?? Remind me never to get in a car with you :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
MORRISON
Hooch Hound
Posts: 75 Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:18 pm
Location: USA
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by MORRISON » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:06 am
My evening when off exactly as I had planned. Missed The Simpsons but I was at the liquor store so it was worth it.
M
LuckyStrikes
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1649 Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:42 am
Location: way down yonder
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by LuckyStrikes » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:03 pm
Morrison mine went almost to plan. After I pissed, I vomited.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
MORRISON
Hooch Hound
Posts: 75 Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:18 pm
Location: USA
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by MORRISON » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:21 pm
Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.
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Barca
Moderator
Posts: 1191 Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:52 pm
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by Barca » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:23 pm
MORRISON wrote: Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.
M
Still better than the converse.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348 Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:
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by Frankennietzsche » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:24 pm
MORRISON wrote: Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.
M
Not if there's a bathtub next to the toilet.
MORRISON
Hooch Hound
Posts: 75 Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:18 pm
Location: USA
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by MORRISON » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:25 pm
barcalounge wrote: MORRISON wrote: Ever vomit while you're shitting? I wouldn't know but I hear it can be messy.
M
Still better than the converse.
I'm sure you're right.
M
Uncle Sal
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 848 Joined: Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:53 am
Location: Church of Whiskey and Pigpen
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by Uncle Sal » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:59 pm
sleep on your side, and it all works out ok...
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
LuckyStrikes
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1649 Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:42 am
Location: way down yonder
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by LuckyStrikes » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:30 pm
Uncle Sal wrote: sleep on your side, and it all works out ok...
That's what I love about this board...the tips. Thanks UncleSal. Sidesleeper from now on out.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!