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LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Circling over Shannon wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:oh hell no. it's like sports, you're only as good as your next game. the old shit i flush.

Ok I'm not trying to diss you or anything but I know you've written in the drinking stories forum.
and. your point being? I don't ever remember writing anything that didn't happen within the last 48 hours because i dno't remember much before that period of time. unless it has to do with my job. and don't worry about dissing me. I can shove way more than i take
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We all take the piss, as long as it is done in the spirit of fun, no one takes offence. Although get offensive to our lady lucky and all her knights will come after you :P
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:We all take the piss, as long as it is done in the spirit of fun, no one takes offence. Although get offensive to our lady lucky and all her knights will come after you :P
Kicking off the flannel shorts....
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Now don't start me off again :roll:
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Now don't start me off again :roll:
Don't worry, i'm sdrunk and so are my clothes. i lost the pull up and pull down mechanism a few posts back.
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Sorry my mind's in the gutter AGAIN :oops:
I'm sitting here, no musn't finish sentence :roll:
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Sorry my mind's in the gutter AGAIN :oops:
I'm sitting here, no musn't finish sentence :roll:
Nothing that a nice shot of vodka won't cure. How many more hours before takeoff? We have to be close, I think I have done your entire shift with you.
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Another two and a half hours to go, but no drinking 'till monday.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Another two and a half hours to go, but no drinking 'till monday.
Woo hoo! Come Monday i'll be a s undrunk as a church mouse and you'll be burning your carpet again
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I'll have to find the article about the mice that got into the communion wine. They were found lying in the church as drunk as skunks. Do skunks drink???
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I'll have to find the article about the mice that got into the communion wine. They were found lying in the church as drunk as skunks. Do skunks drink???
Skunks onluy drink Coors' light
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Christ, no wonder they stink!!!!
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Post by Uncle Sal »

take great pleasure in each gramatical error knowing that it will keep Palinka up all night.

that fucker sold my dictionary for booze!

to some young rave fucker of a kid to boot!

open your door with caution when you return home my friend.
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Post by Savage »

WTF? (whaaaa der fertwang?) Lugky, heve we boarded the plane yet?
Tell the stewardes I want a drink. and some of those little bags of nuts.
like tears in rain

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Post by Uncle Sal »

swill said nuts
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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