THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

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Re: THE PERFECT GUINNESS, WHAT TO EXPECT AND HOW TO MAKE IT.

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Judge wrote:My son in law (Ruiner-you've heard of him) was 19 and broke in Ireland. Got some bartending jobs there. He really really hated being made to make the little shamrocks on the foam for the tourists. For the record, he won't drink it in the US. Says its nasty wrong. I drink it. Out of CANS! In the hot tub. I like it. At my local irish bar, the barwomen just put the glass under the tap and fill it. Ask for the "proper way" and you get nothing. Because they are 60+ and don't have time for your shit. I try never to give them shit. I get free beers.
I have never met Judge but I can tell you this: He is a wise man and you should listen to his words.

I have a friend(I know,I know it is hard to believe) that has been making home brew for years. Longer than most of you fucks are short. He is part owner of Independence Brewery. What does he drink when shooting the shit: Lone Star and GUINNESS IN A CAN.

So the moral of this story is: Quit being a pussy snob and Drink Yer Damn Drink!

I am sorry if I offend but I have been on the edge lately. Bono got a bad back and he just won't put out anymore.

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Judge wrote:My son in law (Ruiner
Now there's a sentence no man should ever have to write.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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at great risk of offending anyone. because i have never. i like a properly poured guiness as well as the next drunk. maybe better than most. but however and furthermore, fuck off to the candyass prats that will argue about who's pour is more proper. stick your ever blathering gob under the tap and be thankful that the pure of hearts havent beaten you silly, pants you and left you without a copper in the alley.
that is all.
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hippie wrath, indeed.
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I've killed a bottle of discounted Sideshow wine with my husband without ever breaking out a glass. Classy, right? That's what we're talking about here, isn't it? Outclassing each other?

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I once squeezed out the contents of a bar towel, after it was used to sop up a spilled pint, into a glass then drank the contents. I used a glass, so I am classier than Bob and Juggy.

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i slept on a recliner at the old medical arts building and the only warm fuzzy thing i could find to keep me from freezing in my inebriate stupor was tony's tarantula.
god, i hope that was a tarantula.
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TARANTULA!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5eaK7YOMco

I know it has absolutely nothing to do with this topic but, Fuck it I like the song.

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BanqosGhost wrote:
Screwball wrote:Jesus Jumping Christ, you two!

If it bugs you that much on how your beer is poured stay the fuck out of bars, you pompous gits. Fuckers like you tie up the bartenders thus keeping the rest of us from getting our Booze.

You have heard of Booze, haven't ya? It's a liquid that can be poured in a glass and drank and it will get you Drunk! It's great stuff! Plus, you don't have to have yer pinky extended while drinking it.

Try enjoying life one of these days and stop being so anal (unless you are into that kind of thing but that belongs on another forum).
A passion and love for drink naturally leads to a hatred of a perfect pint being abused. Then again, maybe this is your style:
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tell me, what is exactly wrong with this style? seriously, I'd like to know. Explain...

for the record, I'm not a Beer guy, rarely drink it. The last full Beer I had was in February. and I don't miss it.
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I dare one of you fuckers to put down the older man at the bar who orders a glass of red wine or beer with a side of ice.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:I dare one of you fuckers to put down the older man at the bar who orders a glass of red wine or beer with a side of ice.
prexactly
BMMS is wrong.

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Well, it looks like the veterans have completely destroyed this thread. In honor of such wreckage I'm pulling a Massive Dave and declaring it:

40 WEEK BITCHES!

So go out and get yourself a OE or Mickeys or Colt 45 and do it proper, in a paperbag sitting on the stoop.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Oh shit 40 Week still exists?!

I am an old, old woman now, but I still remember my first 40 Week...

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Capital Idea!

Time to head to Sac-N-Pac and get me a coupla 40's of Mickey's.

Perfect for scarecrowing this afternoon.

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Judge wrote:40 WEEK BITCHES!
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit... it's Haffenreffer time.

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