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wonder_recorded wrote:Holy shit, did I seriously write "undrunk"? I promise I meant to write "undrunk". Bad keyboard.
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It has been set as "undrunk" since I first became a moderator, 2005 (I think), and we keep it to annoy Savage.
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Palinka wrote: The other one has nothing to do with me.
Does this have to do with Eli or Peyton?

Broncos or Giants.


Are we asses or are we Giants?


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Comments from a bartender:

Maker's Mark (neat): Sweet and delicious.

Always been a fan of Maker's. Drink it by itself or with a splash of water, ginger ale or coke.

Hornitos reposado (on the rocks): Yum!

Hornitos is good for a cheaper tequila. Try it chilled with a bit of lime juice in it.

Black Velvet (neat): Canadian whiskey aged 3 years: pretty good, but it made me cough like it was my first drink.

Drank a lot of Black Velvet when I was broke. Not great stuff though.

Apple Brandy (neat): Delicious!

Apple Brandy is a completely different beast than real brandy.

Wild Turkey 101 (neat): Wow, you can really taste the corn.

I would always drink this by itself, what's the point in getting 101 if you are going to mix it.

courvoisier v.s. cognac (neat): Mmm, that is really good!

The VS is good for cognac but I'm not really a cognac guy.

Jagermister (on the rocks): Mmm... yummmy, tastes like liquorice!

I hate black licorice and the majority of Jager drinkers are assholes so I stay clear of it.

Rumple minze peppermint schnapps (on the rocks): "Wow, it's like drinking a liquid version of a peppermint candy. Just as sweet and minty. But very little alcohol taste.

Rumpleminz is mine (and several other) bartenders daily go to shot as it is 100 proof but you can still work with it on your breath because it's minty.

Kaluah (on the rocks): Didn't taste any alcohol anywhere. Mountains of sugar, though.

Kahlua is a joke, you can make it yourself much cheaper. I only drink it in white/black russians.

glenfiddich 12 year: Meh. Not a fan of the flavor.

I like Glenlivet 12 better, it's a tad less peaty. Should always be had straight, although I did have it with drambuie last weekend.

bacardi: Bad flavor. Bad. Go to your room.

Bacardi (and all white rums, IMO) suck. Try Sailor Jerry.

Gin (on the rocks): Not very good by itself. Will have to try in coctails.

What kind of gin? I rarely drink gin myself but I do recommend Beefeater for a mid-price gin.

Vodka Monopolowa: Yuck.

Monopolowa is actually very good bottom shelf vodka. I would never drink it straight though. I mix it with cranberry or orange juice or grapefruit juice (called a Cape Cod, Screwdriver or Greyhound, respectively) [/quote]
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Nice summary, RA.
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Holy shitbubbles RA..... not 100% my opinion on some... but hell... i wanna drink not argue... close enough... i'll give you 97% compatible drinking match.

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