In Praise of the Shower Beer
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
I like your style, Aloysius.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
I didn't say I had the shower turned on. Sometimes I just don't want to be bothered to have to aim when I piss.BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:If a shower beer is what it takes for some of you filthy motherfuckers to clean yourselves then I am all for it.
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No use in aiming when I don't even bother untbuttoning my pants.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Still working out the logistics for a shower Bloody Mary
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
While I must respectfully disagree with your take on "fancy" brews and their intended audience enjoyment, I must wholeheartedly agree that there is nothing more sublime than shower beer (miller high life being perfect for this, yes) in the morning. In fact, I will make a point to toss one back as I scrub the unmentionables tomorrow after hitting the bars tonight. Thanks for reminding me of this simple, albeit oft forgot, joy.
Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Shower beer is great, but try having a smoke with it, that's it's achillies heel, personnally myself it's a six pack, matches, pipe and pouch and crawl into a bathtub.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
beer golden shower !
did i get it wrong ?
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
*ahem*Aloysius82 wrote:Then my brother had a baby and I saw my first sippy-cup. You can drop one of those on the floor without spilling a single drop.
But I do like the way you think.ivan wrote:I've said this before, but I'll repeat it for new folks:
Mixed drinks are awesome in the shower, but you risk watering them down. Solution?
Sippy cup. Problem solved.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
WTF?tisbor wrote:
beer golden shower !
did i get it wrong ?
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
...tisbor wrote:
beer golden shower !
did i get it wrong ?
You're doing it wrong.. thank god..
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Wrong??? He's doing it RIGHT!
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Hey, Odinson! Where have you been man?Negromancer wrote:Wrong??? He's doing it RIGHT!
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Yes, yes, it's that time again...
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Time of year for a shower?
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Heading into the shower with my beer in
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The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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