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How many sec's does a guy have to down a pint of ale in to gain respect?

2
1
8%
1
2
17%
3
1
8%
4
2
17%
5
3
25%
6
3
25%
7
0
No votes
8
0
No votes
9
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 12

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Post by stepheybaby »

actually puke is a good sign.... It means your boddy's had enough!!

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

stepheybaby wrote:actually puke is a good sign.... It means your boddy's had enough!!
No, puke is just your bodys way of making roomfor the next round!
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Man I wish I was a cow then I'd have more then 1 stomach!!

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Post by thirsty4beer »

here here
mine's a pint

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Or there there. If you've just puked!

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Post by thirsty4beer »

that was last night
mine's a pint

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By the way does anyone know how to remove those sorts of stains from carpets?

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just move your furniture :oops:
mine's a pint

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Just puke over the whole carpet untill its all that color.
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What about the bile?

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Post by bloaargh »

Why would someone want to drink a beer that fast? Beer tastes good. If you want to get drunk fast, try the shots - I can down one in less than a second!

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Hugh Janblack wrote:
Drunk Badger wrote:specifically University of Wisonsin football games
Yea, that would make me drink as fast as possible too - just so I could pass out and save myself from the horror!!!

Hehe, just kidding!
Believe me Huge&black, I went that route after a few of the games last year (like Illinois...Indiana....Iowa...Michigan....)
I might have to chug one now because of the awful memories that you have stirred!

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Drunk Badger wrote:
Hugh Janblack wrote:
Drunk Badger wrote:specifically University of Wisonsin football games
Yea, that would make me drink as fast as possible too - just so I could pass out and save myself from the horror!!!

Hehe, just kidding!
Believe me Huge&black, I went that route after a few of the games last year (like Illinois...Indiana....Iowa...Michigan....)
I might have to chug one now because of the awful memories that you have stirred!
Don't worry - I live across the street from Vandy - and football is huge in the SEC - so imagine THAT humiliation!!
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

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Post by Uncle Sal »

hey Badger, did you make to the rose bowl in 2000?
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Post by VodkaHero »

I'm with ya Carls, call me crazy, but I still don't understand why people like to do beer bongs.

I mean, regardless of what I'm drinking, I drink very fast, but why would you slam beer?

*orders a round of shots*
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