never have carpet: hardwood is the drunk's friend. Easier to clean, and it makes your place look slightly classier for those times when you actually manage to get a girl back to the house from the bar.
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:The only problem with hardwood floors is that you have to use coasters
That's one of the best lines I've seen on here in a long time.
That's like an old Dean Martin monologue: "One time Joe E. and I were in my den swimming. I looked down at him and said "What's that you're drinking?" and he looked down at me and said "Scotch and carrot juice."
"Scotch and carrot juice? What for?"
"I get drunk but I can see good."
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson
zin wrote:A little zin-trivia
My mother won first prize in a beer drinking contest in germany when she was younger.
Fastest to down 0.5 liters or Löwenbrau
I raise my glass, well bottle actually, in salute of your mother.
Cheers and good health
Hugh Janblack wrote:Wow, I haven't had a Löwenbrau in years - thanks for tonigths beer Zin!!!
Tell your Ma I will pick her up at 8!
Oh I've got a few around here somewhere. I had 7 litres of that when I was at the cebit expo in germany a year ago. And then I puked/slept my way through a 2 hour busride. Ah when I look back at that I just.. I just wanna... DIE. Man that fucking sucked.
Anyway, no mother for you. ;)
Hugh Janblack wrote:Aw, come on Zin - I'll have her home by 10!
So which part sucked - the bus ride, or getting the 7 litres down?
No! No dating my mom! I know what you boys want! ;)
Anyway, downing the 7 litres was fun. Accually it was alot of fun, I'll see if I cant get a few photos of that some day.
The big mistake was inhaling those helium baloons (well, the helium, not the baloons) and doing lines from star wars. Lot's of fun at first, but then came the vomits.
Oh yeah, that chip & dale-voice
"Obi Wan has tought you well!"
Ah dear, my head was like a hand grenade that never stopped exploding the next day, and I sat though like 2 hours of pointless babble about laserprinters. Joy :) :) :)
I think any Darth line would sound great on helium. Just imagine a chipmunk high voice saying, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
Huh. I started laughing just thinking about it.
Ah helium you bastard! Made me sick, but still... soo funny...
I feel like Homer doing something he knows is bad but does it still
zin wrote:
The big mistake was inhaling those helium baloons (well, the helium, not the baloons) and doing lines from star wars. Lot's of fun at first, but then came the vomits.
Miisserryyyyy!
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone
