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Post by One for the Frog »

Welcome my fellow drunkards, sippers, binge drinkers and all who won't refuse a drink whenever offered.
Here, in this small pub, everybody gets his drink with honour from the bartender - if he is not laying behind the counter unconscious. I warn you, this place is not for long conversation. Chatting would disturb the other respectable guests. Ordering is allowed - and will be fulfilled quickly. Criticizing beer is allowed but not welcomed by the host, as changing casks would mean serious time loss, and so interfere his and the guests' primary goal:

GET PISSED!

As for me, I start with a pint of beer, and a double single malt, which one shall I pick - hmmm... every bottle is full... OK. Let's start with Oban.


Self service is allowed whenever you can't see me around. Other thing: I'm not a mixer. Help yourself with your coctails. The bar staff is open to accept every contribution. I can't bother with the bills.

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Give me an unfeasibly enormous 25 year old Balvenie, you cycloptic, peg legged, monkey-toting fiend. And none of your lip, you hear. And if it so much as goes near the ice bucket, I'll bleed on your carpet.
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Hunh? Frwagi? I donnn ged it. Jes pour me a drink pleez
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Here you go, Sir.
Ah, and don't step on the other guests, please. Just kick their legs back under the table. Thank you.

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Savage Swiller wrote:Hunh? Frwagi? I donnn ged it. Jes pour me a drink pleez
What do you say to a nice shot of tequila? Here it is!

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and one for the working class, as well...
Thank me very muck... much.

Anyone else for a gin&tonic?

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Yeah I'd like 3 gin & tonic, 1 guiness and some bowmore

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OOOps, I'm sorry for the late, just went to shake hands with the president.

Here you are, 3 gin and tonic, a guiness and a Bowmore, right from good old Morrison. Don't worry, I washed my hands.
Do you need a tray? Ah, definately not, as I see.

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I need a bloody mary!

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And so I was late again, sorry. Here's one for you at this terrible morning. If you don't mind, I pour a pint of cold Pilsner for myself, don't forget, it's getting late afternoon for me, I deserve it.

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Ahh, if Froggy's out, then I'll avail myself to an old favorite - Schierlinger Roggen. Rye beer is good, and good for you!
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Oi, Frog! Your goddamned ape is pissing in the beer...
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Palinka wrote:Oi, Frog! Your goddamned ape is pissing in the beer...
I doubt. It's your girlfriend. At least you two came together.
OK, here's an other one.

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[quote="Palinka"]Oi, Frog! Your goddamned ape is pissing in the beer...[/quote]

we'll have one of those, please
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Libation wrote:
Palinka wrote:Oi, Frog! Your goddamned ape is pissing in the beer...
we'll have one of those, please
eeeer.... self service! (I ain't touchin it)

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